Dragon Scratch

Phrase going along the notion that Dragons are real yet rare magical creatures.

When one finds themself with an unexplained scratch it is safe to assume that a dragon scratched you during its stealth journy away from humans.

I woke up with a Dragon Scratch on my thigh this morning.

by Gillinghammer's Sidekick June 13, 2010

Roo Scratch

The three scratch marks left by a kangaroo paw resemble the naked female crutch \|/

my my, she has a lovely looking Roo Scratch

by DrChalky July 9, 2011

Seam-Scratch

When you are too lazy to pull up your jean or sweatpant leg, so you just use the stitching of the pant leg to scratch an itch.

Pat: No! These long-johns don't have any stitching! I'll never be able to Seam-Scratch again!

by Jimmer LEz February 14, 2012

cat scratcher

A cat scratcher is a slightly younger man who pursues attractive cougars.

My cougar needed a late night cat scratcher, so I drove over in the rain and got my brains fucked out.

by Jenniecat March 21, 2016

healthy scratch

-a guy dressed nicely
-a well tied tie
-eating healthy or scratching that
-being sat in hockey
-jumping rope

"Ben is a healthy scratch tonight"

by xXbigboybenXx August 23, 2016

Head Scratcher

Used to define your one friend who never gets any puss even though he's not a loser.

Why can't Jake get any action? He's a pretty nice dude and seems to do everything right but the guy can't get laid for shit. It's a real head scratcher...

by Mr.nj April 16, 2017

chicken scratch

1) extremely messy handwriting, normally only legible by the person who wrote it.
2) a game normally played by bored secondary school kids in the uk, where two students scratch the same spot over and over light enough to take the first few layers of skin off. whoever reacts to the pain first loses.

1) "what does this even say, man? i can't read this chicken scratch!"
2) "come on, pussy, let's play chicken scratch."

by meme supreme x November 3, 2018