Schrödinger's bitches

We don't know if they're there or not

Mane talks about all the 'girls he pulls' but gets nervous when we ask anything abt them. Bro has Schrödinger's bitches fr.

by jambalayas November 21, 2023

schrödinger's fap

A fap that is not witnessed by a second party.

A fap either did or did not occur due to quantum entanglement - schrödinger's fap

by Fausnaught April 7, 2015

Schrödinger's Dick

Schrödinger's Dick: When someone mentions there cock size as a range for example 5-6 inches: their penis is in a quantum superposition in which is it simultaneously a range of sizes from 5 inches to 6 inches until observed with scale.

Example of Schrödinger's Dick Theory

Tony: My cock is about 5-7 inches
Max (parallel universe 1) : My six inch cock is bigger!
Max (parallel universe 2) : My six inch cock is smaller.

by oliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 12, 2025

Schrödinger’s Beer

The last beer of the night that you don’t remember having because you were so drunk, which technically might not exist.

“That 15th beer last night was totally a Schrödinger’s beer because we don’t remember it, and can thus argue for its nonexistence.”

by Crabrangoon May 29, 2024

Schrödingers team

When your team is only on the objective when you die. Especially common when your playing healer.

Schrödingers team

by Warescoin April 9, 2023

Schrödinger’s Dingleberry

A term to describe the urge to say a random non-word

“I just had a Schrödinger’s Dingleberry”

by Schrödinger’s Dingleberry June 25, 2023

Schrödinger's Presentation

When you offer to give a class but only make the PowerPoint when it's requested. It only exists when the higher-ups are looking.

CPL, we need to fill some time, do you have that tactical sleep class ready?
It's as ready as my rank is CPL.
Ah, a Schrödinger's presentation.

by Unpromotable July 8, 2023