Smash Schedule

The time between meeting a girl and when you engage in sexual intercourse with her.

Guy 1: I really want to get with this girl
Guy 2: Yeah you should get with her by least this weekend or she's out of the picture.
Guy 1: I want to! It's in my Smash Schedule!

by jRob917 October 29, 2011

The Schedule

DC Schedule

Thursday: Think about going to Opera, end up at Gelman Library bull shitting with everyone

Friday: Malmaison for pre-drinks, then Cities around 12:30

Saturday: Somehow ends at Mint somehow, then Shadows at 1am

Steak n Egg is also mandatory after leaving a night club

Person X: Whats the plan for tonight?
Person Y: Look at The Schedule
Person X: Shadow it is

by Jaghi December 12, 2013

Wiki Sceptic

A person who is sceptical of Wikipedia's information and isn't aware how secure it's gotten with it's information, locking pages regarding to be historically relevant, citing articles and having bots automatically deny edits deemed to be inaccurate.

Joe: Wikipedia is so full of crap, it's an unreliable source of information.

Matt: Don't be a Wiki Sceptic, Wikipedia is reliable these days, they lock certain pages and have references to their information.

Joe: Oh.

by StirfriedBacon November 18, 2014

Ben Schechler

A guy who is one of the prettiest boys in the world and knows how to treat the woman

This guy could be a ben schechler
No he is to ugly to be ben schechler

by B_sch January 4, 2017

college schedule

Word schedule where you actually work zero hours for your boss because you tell him you have fake college classes to attend.

I’m not working this week because I’m on a college schedule at work.

by Fakes in GA December 17, 2017

tri-sceptic

NOUN:
Someone, usually Australian, who doesn't believe in the true origins of Australia III - modern day Australia scientifically spelt Australiiia or called Australia Three.

and/or has failed to gain the common knowledge that there are/were two previous Australias (Australia I and Australia II also spelt Australia and Australiia respectively.

Reasons someone might be a tri-sceptic include (but aren't limited to):
1) Having moved from a different country and so wasn't taught of this general Australian Knowledge

2) Having had a change in syllabus/areas of study in Australian Schools

3) Having been educated at a school that shuns this history (most common are Catholic schools)

Person 1: Oi nahhh I theres only one Australia

Person 2: You dog, I didn't know you were a tri-sceptic
Person 1:

by theAustralianknowItAll May 22, 2018

custodial-scepter

Toilet brush, mop, or broom. Similar to the ornamented staff carried by royalty; the tool of the custodial trade is symbolic for anyone cleaning up crap others leave behind. Unlike the ornamented staff carried by dignitaries, the custodial scepter is actually useful.

Julia spun her custodial-scepter in a perfect circle scrubbing the resistant residue from the porcelain altar of excretion relief. Her toilet would be clean before company arrived by gosh!

by Jules.Sheehy August 3, 2018