Dildo Scabbard

A sheath for the shaft of a long dildo, typically made of leather or metal.

With a steely gaze, Steph returned her giant toy to its dildo scabbard for safe keeping.

by kuhlschool February 6, 2018

jungle scab

A jungle scab is a joint, which as it burns, has the oily residue below the cherry rolled in grated hash.

Gee whiz bede, this jungle scab is hefty!

by HancasterLouse November 14, 2019

flesh scabbard

a flesh scabbard is a person usually a female that has a body count of at least ten and wears revealing clothes every where she goes.

This insult is usually said by that one nerdy friend that fences and is into medieval times.

“YOUR MOTHER IS A FLESH SCABBARD!!!”

by ur moms a hoee November 14, 2019

Tramp Scab

The end bit of a sliced potato that still has it's skin on, that's been made into a crisp and found it's way into a bag. Usually about the size of a thumb nail.

(gets passed a sharing packet of crisps) "Oh, great, you've had all the best ones and left me just the Tramp Scabs!"

by Mad Bob January 26, 2020

Walking scab

A person that has wounds all over their bodies from doing drugs mostly heroin

Krishna:Holy Shit Bella
Bella:what the fuck do you want
Krishna:have you seen the shape leah is in lately, her new activity is doing drugs, that bitch is a walking scab

by Shaelyn hater August 8, 2020

scrub scabies

You've heard of badge bunnies... But what are people who chase nurses, cna's, etc? You got it. Scrub scabies. Because we wear scrubs and they're hard to get rid of, like scabies.

My coworker: "People I match with on dating apps always comment on how hot it is that I'm a nurse."
Me: "What's up with all the scrub scabies?"

by Your_favorite_steph June 26, 2021

Cheese Scab

The scabby remanence of cheese that remains after using a toasted sandwich/toastie maker.

Can be used as a way to describe some one who just lurks in the background saying nothing.

'That josh from the office is such a cheese scab!'

by reggaesauce2000 November 9, 2023