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See-saw

When one wipes his/her/their ass back and forth vigorously after taking a shit, creating a sort of mud slide in one’s ass crack. This often leaves a smudge of poop on the edge of the toilet bowl, as well as in your underwear.
My roommate won’t stop doing the see-saw and leaving shit on the toilet seat
by Swiper69 December 25, 2018
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See-saw DP

When doing a DP one penis is all the way in while the other is almost all the way out. Then the one that is out goes all the way in, as the one that was in goes almost all the way out. The 2 penises "See-saw" in and out. Therefore only one is in all the way at a time, and both will also be halfway in on the way in and out.
We were gentle at first since it was her first DP. We did a see-saw DP to start and she completely loved it!
by RainforestFor3 December 1, 2021
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crack saw

when you credit card someone (take a card and slide it through someones ass crack to cause discomfort) with a hacksaw, causing severe pain.
dude i need a band- aid, i just got crack sawed.
by fenyeman......again November 17, 2009
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I once saw the face of God

A poem meme that evokes strong feelings of dorcelessness.
I once saw the face of God. A vast and sudden silence among the noisy heavens.

That evening I dreamt I listened to one side of a conversation I should not have overheard.

I do not watch the stars any more.

I do not look up.
by ComputerWorld March 29, 2024
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Sawing

When someone has been very productive in a short amount of time.
1. I have 276 cows milked this morning from 3 different herds, 28,000 Gallons of pig slurry shifted with a 1600 gallon Coner tank and an engine dropped from a Citroen Berlingo.

2. By god, you were absolutely sawing!
by #freethenips October 1, 2025
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I saw her climb up a wall

No the fuck you didn't you lying ass bitch. A priest too. Even the priests lie! That's what makes it hell (by the way). That's what makes them an affront to God. You're going to sit there and make shit up like Joe Rogan with the litter boxes and lie because you're a narcissist who thinks that no one is going to call you on anything. I know nobody is going to call me on anything because I live in truth but this motherfucker actually thought I was going to sit here and let him say he saw a bitch climb up a wall and I'm just not going to say anything about it.
Priest "I saw her climb up a wall."

Hym "No. You didn't. That isn't a thing that can happen and even if you did it was a hoax. The zealotry abounds! It's wild!"
by Hym Iam March 12, 2023
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Sawing cedars

A britsh columbian variation to sawing logs.

Someone who snores loudly when sleeping
Everybody was still up partying and I was
Sawing cedars in the other room.
by Taotyton August 13, 2013
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