The exact same groups of people that had small businesses shut down forever are the kinds of people that came up with small business Saturday.
Small business Saturday will never undo what is done to a business when it is forced to shut down for weeks or months at a time.
by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021

YO GIRL: Can we have a romantic dinner?
YOU: LITERALLY Saturdays Are For The Boyz
YO GIRL: Why can't we have a Saturday?
YOU: Becuz I'm not Hayden
YOU: LITERALLY Saturdays Are For The Boyz
YO GIRL: Why can't we have a Saturday?
YOU: Becuz I'm not Hayden
by DairyQueen30 May 23, 2017

Guy1: dude where is your light saber.
Guy2: what do you mean.
Guy1: it's saber Saturday. You're supposed to bring you're light saber.
Guy2: what do you mean.
Guy1: it's saber Saturday. You're supposed to bring you're light saber.
by glowingcat77 February 19, 2022

Binge eating and drinking on a Saturday as a form of revelry. Rewarding oneself on a Saturday with food, drink, and entertainment without a care for diet.
"Of course I'll have dessert, it's Saturday Phatter Day!"
"My belly has been yearning for Saturday Phatter Day."
"My belly has been yearning for Saturday Phatter Day."
by Johnny B Mindful October 13, 2013

By extension, a teenager of a certain type and with identifiable attitudes and characteristics, who has a part-time weekend job whilst at school or college.
by Chezet September 11, 2016

The day that you have a hangover from killing camp-going teens while wearing a hockey mask the night before.
Guy 1: ...Ugh... I have a massive hangover from something...
Guy 2: Yes. It is Saturday the 14th. You have been killing random people with a fireaxe and a hockey mask.
Guy 1: That makes sense.
Guy 2: *Throwing up blood and gore.*
Guy 1: So this is how Saturday the 14th happened.
Guy 2: Yes. It is Saturday the 14th. You have been killing random people with a fireaxe and a hockey mask.
Guy 1: That makes sense.
Guy 2: *Throwing up blood and gore.*
Guy 1: So this is how Saturday the 14th happened.
by Razorclaw the crab January 26, 2019

A new version of Follow Friday, on the Social Networking site "Twitter." This fashion was created by Twitter user @maskedscientist
Let me give a shout out to @so_n_so @jonhdoe for today's #stalksaturday. You should #stalk them. This is a "Stalk Saturday."
by mstmat September 25, 2009
