tyre sampson

A 14 year old who died to fall damage in florida

Hey watch out you dont want to be the next tyre sampson

by tyre sampson March 28, 2022

Samp

A general user insult. see TWW, brentroad.com origin?, wordsampfag/word

STFU, you pansy-ass samp.

by martyr April 7, 2003

Sampad

A synonym for the male phallus, especially used in circumstances when said phallus is limp.

Other synonyms include but not limited to: penis, dick, shona, leura, nunu, etc

Borkot couldn't satisfy his girlfriend with his sampad.

Rahim took 4 happy pills for his sampad but it just wouldn't reach erection.

Somewhere deep amongst Paul's hairy bush, hid a shy sampad.

by Chutkipulkai June 22, 2016

Sampara

An idiot who revels in looking like a fool

I've told him he looks stupid and people think he's just a complete idiot but he just comes over all sampara on me

by Tony Wooly November 11, 2003

Saampavy

Girl who is always confused, doesn't really know what's going on and would rather really like to be left alone to take a nap so she can pretend that life isn't real to avoid all types of responsibility yet constantly has eyebags and is tired 25/8.

NB: Will never wake up to an alarm, no matter how loud.

Also known as the 'brown log'

Person 1: Why is she so lazy
Person 2: No, she's just being a Saampavy.

by bangtangirlie May 27, 2019

8 sampsonia way

A bonafide visual image of a real live Jedi in Pennsylvania. This my friend is PROOF that a Jedi exist... IRL

Dude1: Dude! Did you see the Jedi battle?
Dude2: No Way Man!
Dude1: Well all you have to do is go to Google Maps and type in '8 Sampsonia Way', then zoom into the street level at the end of the small park, and you can look at two Jedi battling!!!
Dude2: Awesome!

by Banana Jammer April 29, 2010

Sample

The act of being ditched by a girl/guy

When a guy wants to chill with a girl. The girl said, "Yeah, they want to hangout. Just call me around (time)" But when it comes for that time to hang, she ditches him.

"Dude, you just got Sampled!"

by Joe Sag. June 11, 2008