Salty Hook

The act of rubbing your index finger on your sweaty balls and putting your finger shaped like a hook in your buds mouth and scraping his inner cheek giving it that strong salty taste.

Damn it Tom why did you have to give me the old salty hook?!!!

by Ginger Rednuts5 December 19, 2008

Don't be Salty

see salty

salty- to be angry, infuriated, or annoyed.

when someone becomes upset with you. Tell them not to be so salty, or "Don't be salty" about...

by Ryne and Reid October 7, 2006

Salty Pirate

Where a male ejaculates in the eye of a female causing her to loose vision in one eye, and then kicking her in one leg so she hops about like pirate with a peg leg.

I gave Meg the salty pirate last night.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Getting Salty

To get uppity, angry with, mouthy,or just plain sassy. To talk back or try to pick a fight with words.

"Whoa- don't go getting salty with me just because you had a bad day!"

by MickB January 20, 2009

Salty Ninja

when a male hides in a closet and starts whackin' it. then when someone enters the room, the male knocks on the closet door to draw attention to his pressence. when the door is opened, the dude blows his load in the other persons face and darts of into the shadows

gina hates it when i give her the salty ninja, but she hates it even more when i give her the salty pirate

by reorith September 18, 2008

Salty Bitch

One who is depressing, sad and overall dampens the mood of others.

Don't cry. You're being a salty bitch!

by Shawn Maglicic May 3, 2006

Salty Jelly

1. Another word for semen.
2. Jelly with salt in it.

I got my salty jelly all over this bitch's face!

Oh no, now that the jelly is salty jelly, it wont taste as good.

by Fetus Bomber November 4, 2004