Stepping on your dick

Cock blocking yourself, getting into a situation where you fuck your own stupid ass over.

"Stepping on your dick"

Having your best friend Joseph remind you of your dumb ass getting busted when you were cheating on your girlfriend, while you all are having a lovely dinner together.

Noe kept "Stepping on his dick" because he was trying to fuck his girlfriend and a neighbor slut, Define Slut:(Side piece) or (Daddy's little cum dumpster). However he wasn't smooth enough and he kept getting busted while inserting his junk up into his sluts love pipes or piss flaps.

by Jaxs-ATX March 12, 2014

stoping

When you are too stupid to spell stopping. Such as a random dumb blond girl would say when when she tries to put the word "stop" into a different tense.

Stoping taliking on snapchat and getting a life.

by Miltonfootball443 October 14, 2016

Locker Shopping

The act of searching and or yoinking items from another person locker during the school year. Can be usefull to find sports realated items

Joe: Yo check out this sweater i just got from Locker Shopping.
Moe: Dam ill give u 20$ for it?

by Robotron March 7, 2007

Drop Your Shopping

To fart

Jon (sniffing): Did you Drop your shopping?
James: Ah, yea, that was me, I'm back on meat

by Streaker30 August 15, 2009

Shopping

A code word for going down on a girl. Because where do you go shopping? DOWNTOWNNNN!

"Man, I went shopping with Karen last night, and boy, was it fun!"

by eas304 May 12, 2010

Pub Stomping

When a group of three or more players join, or create, a Warcraft 3 public game and destroy all the scrub players who join.

Player 1: Hey Rob and Steve, you up for some pub stomping?

Players 2 and 3: Fuck yeah bro, let's go rape some DotA.

by Nyran October 16, 2008

two stepping

Like skanking, skank pits, etc. but at a hardcore show. It's usually more aggressive and faster.

did you see that guy two step?

by Spencer Young September 13, 2005