Spud

Spud; a lazy couch potato. Often someone who lives a very sedentary lifestyle.

Tom is a lazy spud

by Mega Hemroids December 14, 2021

Spud

A cute dog named Spud

Guy 1: hey i got a new dog today!
Guy 2: well what’s his name?

Guy 1: oh his name is Spud

by Totally not ur mom April 3, 2022

Spud

Someone that is your favourite person or someone you love a lot

On your snapchat you may have your friend/partner as “spud😘”

by Ami1740 December 24, 2017

Spud Holder

A girl who hangs around in a bar or club who is very average looking or below but good for a shag at closing time if nothing better comes along and you are drunk enough.

Yeah....I thought I was in with that fit one....but she blew me out when I got hammered and couldn't speak properly.....well...my old faithful spud holder came back for a good banging.

by Stinky Pinky Pete October 3, 2019

Spudded

1.To be swindled by a cheapskate
2. That friend that orders food and never has money to pay.
3. To be victimized by someone who is selfish, self centered and ignorant to their friends.

I can't believe I got spudded, I'll never talk to that crumb again.

by Big daddy 215 September 26, 2017

Spud

Someone who has not yet joined Anvil Gym for just £5.

Hey, have you heard about Clarence not joining Anvil Gym for just £5?
Haha, yeah mate, he’s such a spud

by Rhejsjsifje February 20, 2024

Spud Me

A greeting used most predominantly in the Liverpool area of the UK. The term “Spud” coming from the shape of the clenched fist/fistbump.

Person 1 - “Spud Me Lad”
Person 2 - “Course Bro” *fistbumps*

by WiganerJack April 23, 2025