Cock-snot

1. An affectionate Nothern English word used to describe a friend that fannys on too much before football or going out.

2. That last bit of cock juice that just wont go away.

3. When someone f**ks you over, they've cock snotted you.

1. Anth: 'Alreet Stu, have you seen Harvey around?'

Stu: 'Oh aye , that piece of cock-snot, he was plucking his eye lashes.'

2. Hammel: 'Oh bother, I just got cock snot on my short shorts.'

3. Rob the postie: 'Did you just see marty tell the referee that I s**tted in his coffee?'

Anth: 'Yes .... He completely cock-snotted you Mr postman.'

by safcstu March 22, 2010

snot pocket

the part of your nose where boogers that you can't pick out or are difficult to get reside

I have this booger stuck in a snot pocket that's been bugging me for days.

by lazyron December 15, 2007

snot party

The act of several people sneezing and blowing thier noses really hard into kleenexes

I'm gonna tear you up like a kleenex at a snot party

by Gumba Gumba June 16, 2004

snot candles

thick and runny snot running out of both nostrils which touch the top lip.

The girl was so dirty she had snot candles coming out of her nose.

by SteveMick Pete December 5, 2005

snot hockey

A game in which the goal is to shoot a booger at least 4 feet from your nostril into your opponents open mouth.

As Sean was yawning, an impromptu game of snot hockey broke out. Resulting in an immediate 1-0 lead.

by Baldymore June 6, 2009

dick snot

dick snot is cum.

I jacked off in my jockstrap, and now I've got a large glob of dick snot in the pouch!

by eda-skip January 15, 2023

snot box

A vanilla slice: two slices of pastry with vanilla custard in between. Usually topped with flavoured icing.

I had two maggot bags and a snot box for smoko.

by MarkA December 15, 2004