snoffed

Brief air emission from the nose in reaction to a moderately fun stimulus. Not enough to burst out into laughters, but more than sufficient to entertain you.

"excellent meme, lovingly dense, well spaced texts. I really snoffed on this"

"I snoffed so hard on Michael's joke that I almost took off"

by Subito Kijiji June 4, 2020

fluff-sniffer

A paedophile, either in thought or deed.

"Mummy, Mummy, that nasty man was looking at me strangely again."

"Don't worry, if that bastard fluff-sniffer comes near you again, just pepper-spray his beady eyes out."

by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

Cum Guzzling Gorrila Twat Sniffer

A hariry guy that likes to guzzle cum and smell twats.

Hey man did you hear about that guy on the new?

-What guy?

The one about the Cum Guzzling Gorrila Twat Sniffer . . .

-O yahhhh! i heard about him.

by Bobby BiGGGER Dick August 4, 2009

Panty sniffer

A man who cannot be trusted around worn panties. He has an uncontrollable urge to wear them on his face causing him to look like Spider-Man. A panty sniffers name is often Danny.

Danny enjoys being a dirty panty sniffer and looks like Spider-Man when he wears them on his face.

by Wintertime79 February 10, 2017

chair-sniffer

noun: slang term for a heterosexual male. Oversexed hetersexual man. Pervert.

Last night five women caught and castrated a stupid chair-sniffer.

by Adidasrob May 24, 2006

hair sniffer

An accusation configured for a man who has done nothing unscrupulous and who happens to be capable of snatching the Presidency from the Moron in Chief.

That Joe Biden is a real bad hair sniffer.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019

Crotch Sniffers

Group of men that frequent the area of a certain person because she is a complete whore and they are hoping she will open her legs (and she usually does) "sniffing her crotch" These people have no lives and put the crotch before work, wives and other important obligations.

Those boys in the warehouse were at her desk again where they don't belong just being crotch sniffers.

by Boo Bitch February 6, 2008