splashin

When someone is struggling in a social situation. Like downing in a conversation/ action. Drowning on land

"I will leave your ass if you don't stop splashin'."

"I can't even watch this shit... this dude is splashin' up a storm."

"We gotta go.... this dude is splashin'"

by laundrycard June 28, 2016

The Smashing Pumpkins

Shallow MTV plugged 'alternative' rock band, that were heavily indebted to The Cure, My Bloody Valentine and Judas Priest. As plastic as Britney Spears.

Obnoxious Thirtysomething: Hey, the Smashing Pumpkins were musical revolutionaries. Billy Corgan's a genius!

Bob: Y'mean revolutionary by the standards of Rod Stewart? Oh... um, you seem to have got overexcited, you might wanna change those trousers.

Obnoxious Thirtysomething: Wha..? And who's this My Bloody Valentine band? I've never heard them on MTV, therefore they probably don't exist.... oh, have you got a paper towel?

by honest bob March 15, 2005

Slashie

Another term for taking a piss while drunk and your piss to pot ratio is diminishing.

Your mate at the pub turns to you and says "Fucking hell man, I need to take a slashie again. That's the 8th time this pot!"

by Mike737 September 25, 2006

Doizzle the Bobizzle in the stashinizlle fo shizzle

bobs gettin some in his car

damn dogg did you hear the bob in the wagon

by A-Hop June 10, 2003

Slashify

A fat 34 year old gamer. He hard-scopes on the X-BOX 360 and drinks beer all day. Also suffers from a case of pancake nipples.

OMFG Slashify IS IN THE F****ING LOBBY! OMG OMG OMG I BETTER PLAY CRAPPIER COZ OTHER WISE HE WILL COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND HIT ME

by slashify May 24, 2010

smashing blumpkin

taking a shit on the floor as u receive head from a really fat disgusting girl

"I just had the ill smashing blumpkin last nite with that huge bitch"

by goats February 23, 2005

SMASHING

The act of replying to any question in a quick neck turn and wierd face. Related to Nigel thornberrys favorite response.

SMASHING.

How was your day today?

*quickly turns around with ugly face* SMASHING.

by HerpDerpBox July 26, 2014