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Skilled Mechanic

A female who has graduated with honours after serving a sex academy apprenticeship. She has proven ability to give rousing, memorable and meaningful blowjobs. It applies to any woman whose oral cavity is in coordination with her respiratory technique, tongue and teeth movements such that the testicles and shaft can both be pleasured at the same time without her having to repeatedly extract one's tackle from her mouth in order to breath! Her mouth is generously ample without being cavernous. The true skilled mechanic will be able to demonstrate ball and shaft swallowing at the same time thus living up to her deserved and well earned academic title! Spitting or swallowing is optional depending on how well the connection works out between you!
John - "Eric, check out the milf at the table opposite. Just look at how she is demolishing that lobster without spilling a drop. She truly is a skilled mechanic".
by anton at blue velvet May 13, 2014
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skill issue

when something (usually a simple task) goes extremely wrong. it is used as an insult to tell someone they've done badly.
if you fail at something you can normally do or others around you can do with ease
1: did you see that guy fall over when he was meeting the president
2: yeah, such a skill issue
by No1CheeseBall June 16, 2024
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Turkish Rape Skills

The ability and method, derived from Turkey, to rape someone or something.
Hey man, have you been practicing your Turkish Rape Skills?”
by CheeksLegion December 21, 2024
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Skill Issue

A word describing the lack of skill in ones performance in a game.
As a historian, It came from a 1965 bitter rivals prep school football game between Mount Hermon and Deerfield Academy, as a player yelled it during the game.
This is the same game where a football game was held WHILE A FIRE was raging behind them. Apparently, the fire was caused by faulty wiring, and everyone just decided to not care at all.
by Marcuz5 November 14, 2023
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