a male who is always coming to the defense of a female wether she is right or wrong, pretty or ugly. Would say the moon is made of cheese if the female wanted him to.
"it was such an ENIGMA to see homey coming to that hoz defense when she said salt tastes sweet"
"yeah man, wat a captain save a ho"
"worrrd"
"yeah man, wat a captain save a ho"
"worrrd"
by Drac December 26, 2005
 Get the captain save a homug.
Get the captain save a homug. Not the national Anthem of England, but the entire united kingdom and dependancies like the falklands, Gibraltar etc.
by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004
 Get the God save the queenmug.
Get the God save the queenmug. by Watermelongrease69 November 20, 2014
 Get the God save usmug.
Get the God save usmug. Someone who will go out of their ways to back up their pleutonic girl friends even when they know that she has sleep with everyone within a 25 mile radius. A captain save-a-ho's objective is to is to eventually be the next person to sleep  with the ho, but usually ends up failing miserably because they tend to be socially awkward. And a captain save-a-ho usually ends up getting played by spending ridiculous amounts of money on their meals while not only not being able to get any, but by also allowing the ho to sleep with one's own best friend.
Man what are you? A captain save-a-ho? Wake up idiot! She just banged both of our best friends back to back and there are talks that she like bukkake shots along with trains.
by Charles Eggleston January 2, 2007
 Get the captain save-a-homug.
Get the captain save-a-homug. When you complete a very important assignment on the computer and save it a million times before shutting the computer off.
by wangjiahua December 11, 2011
 Get the File saving OCDmug.
Get the File saving OCDmug. A music band formed in 2000 in the UK. They specialise in many different genres but usually, people know them for epic score composing. Lead by Harry Lightfoot and Lee Baker. Currently has 38 albums, all designs look like some sort of comic. Most popular albums include "Rebirth", "Emotive Narratives" and "Epic Orchestral Hybrid".
"Must Save Jane" and their music is becoming increasingly popular in the usage of Hollywood movies such as Batman Vs Superman: Dawn of Justice.
by LaserImouto May 27, 2022
 Get the Must Save Janemug.
Get the Must Save Janemug. When mothers or mother-like figures put their arm in front of your body as if to guard you from an impending threat.
May occur if:
a) Your mom is driving and must suddenly stop short, break hard, or perform any other semi-dangerous driving maneuver especially in response to someone else's bad driving
b) If you are about to cross a busy intersection and she wants to protect you from oncoming traffic and/or keep you from crossing before she gives consent
May occur if:
a) Your mom is driving and must suddenly stop short, break hard, or perform any other semi-dangerous driving maneuver especially in response to someone else's bad driving
b) If you are about to cross a busy intersection and she wants to protect you from oncoming traffic and/or keep you from crossing before she gives consent
by chibangbang December 31, 2010
 Get the Maternal Hand Savemug.
Get the Maternal Hand Savemug.