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Balls Rules

If the balls dont touch the man its not gay
i had sex with a guy last but it wasn't gay as our balls didnt touch hence the balls rules
by MumbleTumble11 February 16, 2019
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dating rules

1) NO CHEATING

2) trust each other (don't break it)

3) TEXT EACH OTHER (ex. hey I'm busy I'm sorry can't talk right now)

4) don't spread each other's secrets (even after broken up)

5) keep each other safe

6) if male don't text other girls

7) if female don't text other boys
8) BEING CLINGY DOESN'T MATTER

9) DOUBLE TEXTING IS OKAY

10) cute nicknames are a must
The 10 dating rules are very important to know when together.
by Carebear169 March 26, 2020
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pandemic rules

Pandemic Rules are like Airport Rules, except everywhere is assumed to be an Airport.
Airport Rules state the any time is a good time to do anything and normal conventions are put aside.
i.e. Beer at 7am. Shots at 10am. Breakfast at midnight. Sleeping during the day. etc.
Airport Rules extend to when one is in Transit. Therefore we could consider Pandemic Rules to be Airport Rules where we are in an on going state of Transit.
During a Pandemic...
A: When is cocktail hour?
B: Pandemic Rules!
A: Then it is cocktail hour!
B: It's always cocktail hour during the pandemic.
by Salty Albatross April 11, 2020
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Dino Rules

Dino Rules means that so long as no one else in the room can whoop your ass, rules do not apply.
I was at a gathering and only knew a few people, a random person I’d never met disrespected me and so I whooped his ass because we go Dino Rules BITCH
by fookinjayyo June 14, 2020
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pub rules

Abide by the pub rules or sling yer hook!
by nuntoopleased! February 7, 2021
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RKV RULES BB14

Rahul Vaidya is ruling bigboss 14 like a king. He is the best contestant of this season.
RKV RULES BB14.
by Hvash February 12, 2021
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Brighton Rules

A drinking/socialising rule that means – when it is called – all the attendees must have a pint in each pub they see on a route from A to B. Due to the high density of pubs in Brighton & Hove, the game makes it very difficult to travel even 1 mile without passing out.
George just called Brighton Rules. Guess that means we're not making it into town tonight.
by slea September 16, 2021
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