Road runner syndrome

WHEN YOU BEAT YOUR DICK AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT

Dude, that Road runner syndrome really did a number on my cock, and hand

by Lucia Queena February 8, 2021

pulled a runner

Leaving a job without giving any notice

"Where's Bill? I haven't seen him all week"
"Didn't you hear? He pulled a runner, and nobody knows where he is"

by blorb July 22, 2014

Runner

The part of a joint that burns faster than other parts causing the J to become a roach faster; usually occurs when people don't roll property

I always have to tell weed n00bs to fix the damn runner.

by friedman May 21, 2003

Homestar Runner

Pale-faced goofball. Wears a beanie and a red shirt with a white star on it. Is stupid,but means well. Star of "homestarrunner.com". Has a speech impediment.

What?

by Homestar_fan June 23, 2003

Homestar Runner

Poster boy for the Special Olympics

Homestar runner makes you laugh at his stupidity and charmed by his personality.

by Brian April 17, 2003

road runner

An Internet Service Provider that services most of the United States and even parts of Newfound Land. Like AOL and Earthlink, Road Runner is owned by the evil giant corporation Time Warner. Most of its customers are not bright enough to know how to use their own Internet service and end up calling Internet Technicians like myself.

Man I got this Road Runner thing cause my friend said it was the cool thing to do. I have no idea what it does though. Instead of learning myself, Im going to be a lazy fool and call Technical Support.
*Bong* Time Warner Jackson *Bong*

by Kev23 September 28, 2005

road runner

Term for shitty wannabe guitarists who choose to play easy music, such as teddy geiger, that involves nothing but chords and strumming. Your typical road runner will often try to play this music for girls to make himself look talented and get laid. While many girls dig road runners, they are amongst the least respected and most disliked guitarists.

Guy 1:"Steve look at kev, what a road runner with his lil bag, going around playing his music''
Guy 2: "yeah what a schmuck, is not cool man *plays teddy geiger*
Guy 1 :"oh steve not you too..."

by John_Theodore_Gayger September 5, 2008