Skip to main content

chocolate rosebud

n: the asshole of a black man or woman that has recently been anally penetrated and therefore looks slightly swollen like a blooming rose or is still tightly closed like a rosebud
Ivan: "Yeah, I fisted Dominic for the first time last night."

Brian: "Oh really?"

Dominic: "Yeah, after we got done, my asshole was like a chocolate rosebud in spring!"
by BTheWordMaker May 16, 2008
mugGet the chocolate rosebud mug.

Axl Rose

Victim of the one of the most gut-wrenchingly extreme cases of LSD (Lead Singer's Disease) in recorded history.

Axl Rose was the lead singer of the hard rock group Guns N' Roses during the mid '80s and early '90s. Following the release of GNRs debut album "Appetite for Destruction", the rapid increased in attention the band received caused a devastating expansion in Axl's ego that his tiny brain was unable to contain. A massive, never ending stream of inane bullshit began to spew from Axl’s mouth as he tried to relieve the growing pressure.

Eventually all other members of GNR left the band as they were fired or (gladly) quit in order to escape from the Axl Rose fag show. Axl then began a process of rapidly hiring and firing members of GNR as he desperately tried to maintain his delusion that GNR was still a legitimate band and that he was still in some way relevant. The name of GNRs album “Use Your Illusion” is a subliminal reference to this effort.

Technically, GNR never did disbanded and Axl has been working on the band's next album for the last 75 years or so. No one cares.
Man, it's hard to believe that Axl Rose once managed to get along with other human beings long enough to put out an album.
by amoebabadass January 2, 2009
mugGet the Axl Rose mug.
Related Words

Rose

A flower that comes in a lot more colors than just yellow or red. They also come in pink, violet, black, white, cream, maroon, orange, red shades, and multicolors, which are usually a mix of white and some other color. They also have miniature roses, which come in the same colors, only they are about a quarter of the size of actual roses. Some roses grow on bushes, some grow on vines. Others grow on 4-foot tall trees. There are single bloom roses, which have less petals than the more widely known double-bloom roses. Roses are often given to people you care about.
They smell pretty too.
by Theaphelia June 29, 2003
mugGet the Rose mug.

Roseanna

I came up from nothin, but never stopped tryin to get somethin, cause somethin was guiding me from within! I know that it shows, cause I'm often told, that i was born to win!
I am Roseanna!
by Rose_Gold February 3, 2010
mugGet the Roseanna mug.

Brittany Rose

If you ever come across a Brittany Rose, Dont let her go! She is very stunning and beautiful. She has a great personality. She loves to laugh and have a great time. Brittany Rose's usually have big boobs and nice hot sex that would rock you world! They are classy in the street but absolutely the opposite in the sheets they love fast kinky sex. Dont ever let a Brittany Rose go if you have the wonderful chance to have one!
by Dont let a Brittany Rose go! December 10, 2013
mugGet the Brittany Rose mug.

roosevelt that hoe

(verb) To give that hoe polio.
Damn dawg did you see Laquonda last night?

Fa sho, I'm gonna roosevelt that hoe.
by Terrel January 11, 2008
mugGet the roosevelt that hoe mug.

rose byrne

Freakin' beautiful actress. She was in Troy, 28 Weeks Later, and that show Damages, which I'm going to start watching just for her.
It kind of messed up the end of 28 Weeks Later when Rose Byrne got beat up by the zombie guy...
by Zoidberg_is_my_Doctor March 1, 2008
mugGet the rose byrne mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email