Land of No Return

If you realize that there is no toilet roll and you've already done your business, then you're in the Land of No Return.

Girl in cubicle: Excuse me. EXCUSE ME!
Bystander: What is it?
Girl in cubicle: Could you possibly pass some loo roll underneath the door? I'm in the Land of No Return.

by Anata May 31, 2007

Superman Returns

A change of a big-budget film's date dramatically such as this film's did when it went from opening everywhere June 28th to opening June 27th even after the trailers have already established the date as the former.

Dude, TRANSFORMERS just pulled a Superman Returns!

by Art1991 July 1, 2007

superman returns

The best movie of 2006. Period. After the disappointing X3 and fangirl powered Pirates of the caribbean 2, Superman Returns is the best movie of the year.

Like, POTC 2 was, like, awesome, cause it has, like, Johnny Depp, and, like, Orlando Bloom in it.
Superman Returns was better.
Like, it didn't have, like, Johnny and Orlando in it!
*gives blank stare*

by Adrian September 30, 2006

Return to sender

After recieving head piece from a bitch, she tries to return you man juice to you by kissing.

So I got dome from this chick, then she tried to give me the return to sender, and I was like, 'get the fuck out bitch, i dont want that shit back'

by Fitz April 9, 2003

return of the king

Quite simply the best movie ever made in the history of the universe.

Return of the king is the shit.

by Adrian August 21, 2007

Return To Sender

An act made famous by the horrific film swap.avi where one woman pushes another womans shit back into her arsehole.
(while watching swap.avi)

Guy1: oh my God what is she doing??
Guy2: Return to Sender!
Guy1: (vomits)

by k0nfl1ct November 24, 2010

mickey rourke

An obscure sexual position involving
1. removal of pubic hair
2. saturation of pubic hair with semem
3. expulsion of pubic hair from the anus onto the face or chest

Last night, I gave Mrs. Johnson a mickey rourke

by butter biscuit October 28, 2004