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rodney kinged

to recieve an "ass kickin'" after a police pursuit. either on foot or in a vehicle
"WHEN" we catch that guy, he's gonna get "rodney kinged"!!!
by carl June 29, 2003
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Rodney

A middle-aged pedophile who lives in his mother's basement while watching Miley Cyrus videos.
That dude is such a fucking rodney, hes a fucking disgrace, one should tie him to the floor and allow the death rabbits to eat him.
by Obregon December 17, 2008
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rooney gun

My Dad used to get us to behave by a threat of being hit by the rooney gun. It was something that he mad up as a silly, but stinky, weapon. A Rooney Gun is an athletic sock filled with dung, poop, scat - but it had a hole in the toe.
"If you kids don't stop running around like indians, I'm going to hit you with the rooney gun!"

Boom, like magic we stopped running like indians because we really thought that he had one hidden somewhere.
by ChrysR November 9, 2006
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rodneyed

To be rodneyed is to be in the state of lethargy and intense laziness following the initial high resulting from smoking large amounts of Marijuana. Characterized by the inability to get of the couch and finding it hard to even move around on the couch to get more comfortable.

Origin: Some friends discovered a mouse in their university dorm room, this mouse was named rodney. Being students it only seemed right to conduct an experiment on the effects of marijuana on a rodent. Prior to exposure the mouse ran around and showed alot of activity. Post marijuana smoke gas chamber it would cling to a sock and not move for several hours, even if the sock were turned upside down and shaken. Then one day rodney was allowed out of his bucket sober and proceded to run directly of the fire escape and fell 5 stories to his death.

It is in his honor that the term rodney was coined to fill a void in smoking vocab.
"Dude, you've sat on that couch and watched the discovery channel for 3 hours, your so rodneyed."

"Man, can you get the remote? I know it's only 2 feet away but I like really cant get it, i'm too rodneyed."

"I was supposed to go to class, but I was so rodneyed, I just passed out face first on the carpet."
by sjb503 September 29, 2005
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Rooney

Jacked or stolen. To take something that is not rightfully theirs.

theif (noun)

burglarize, cheat, defraud, embezzle, poach, purloin, ransack, remove, rifle, rip off, shoplift, swindle, swipe, take (verb)

stolen (adjective)
That girl rooneyed our designated parking space. (verb)

Don't be a rooney. You can pay for your candybar in you pocket (noun)

That iPhone on Craigslist is rooneyed merchandise.
by sleeslag September 10, 2011
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Rodney Kinged

The act of beating the living shit out of some fucking idiot who desperately deserves it.
I Rodney Kinged that fucking asshole at the bar last night for being an obnoxious drunk.
by Maxwell July 16, 2004
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rodney

anyone who is constantly dipping in your business asking dumb questions
hey buddy what's up. come on man adults are talking over here quit being such a rodney
by chefjdawg February 2, 2008
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