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A tagline for a surprisingly longlived advertising campaign by Akademiks. The ads featured a hot chick sitting on a stack of books in a clearly suggestive position. See brain and get brain.
Ayo man, that Akademiks ad said if I read books I'ma get brain, b! You see that? "Read books, get brain". That ill wops homie! Watch I'ma go read something now.
by LDizzle August 20, 2008
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game ready

The state of being high. Prevalent in cannabis culture. References the tendency of the pothead to prepare for any activity (ie soccer, basketball, poker, watching tv, ultimate frisbee) by first indulging in his/her favorite pasttime.
Dick: Hey Joe, this new jam band has a song with three 10 minute solos. You wanna give them a listen?

Joe: Dude, if I'm gonna listen to that shit we need to get game ready.
by poizon_elff October 31, 2007
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Hot and Ready

A girl that is willing to engage in {sexual} activities on the first encounter
Basically, a girl that you meet in the club that is willing to fuck you that same night; she is called a "Hot and Ready," because she's got a hot pussy and she's ready to fuck.

consider little caesars pizza, you can go there and walk out with a hot a ready pizza without waiting therefore cutting out the bullshit of waiting. The same thinking applies when going to the club. So you go to the club meet a "hot a ready" take her home and {smash} cutting out all the bullshit.
by thekidd7 June 15, 2008
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getting ready

the excessive amount of time a person, usually female and teenaged, spends primping in front of the mirror to impress some stupid sleazy boy who couldn't care less. Can include showering, blowdrying, straightening/curling hair, makeup, and clothing-selection.
Lauren spent an hour getting ready for the party at Derrick's.
by Aliiiiii March 29, 2008
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My Body is Ready

A phrase a virgin says when they're ready to knock boots.

Alternatively, a phrase someone says when they really like something and they want it NOW.
Sarah: OMG Jenni, the new Butt-Quake 6.0 comes out tomarrow. It's supposed to feel like having an 6.0 earthquake in your ass!

Jenni: Omg...My body is ready.
by Wasabimoto June 18, 2011
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A waste of time curriculum provided to high schools in California provided by the CSU, meant to torture high school students taking honors and AP classes.

Consists of endless units, each based on one theme usually comprised of several articles. These articles are each accompanied by a 10-page thick list of "activities" that are the most repetitive shit in the world. They ask the same damn question ten times, phrased ten different ways, Sometimes, even more than that.

All meant to get college-bound students to begin analyzing nonfiction texts at a college level. But all it is is a waste of time. Most boring shit EVER.

It puts the "anal" in analysis.
From actual CSU Expository Reading and Writing Course packet:

Activity 12:

"What are two major assertions the author makes in this essay?"
"What does the author want us to believe?"
"What is the writer's purpose?"

Real life reactions from high school students:
Honors English 2 student" I hate this packet!
AP Language & Comp junior: I hate this packet!
AP Lang & Comp senior: I hate this packet! Guess what? IT DOESN'T GO AWAY.
by APEnglishJunior November 13, 2011
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read only

The mode your brain goes into after drinking too much. Much like file protections on a PC. A sub-state of Read/Write mode, which people normally operate in.
I really did that? I must have gone read only pretty early after those lemon drop shots.
by C M Lee February 18, 2009
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