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Redneck scrunch

When people ( girls in particular) attempt to
Curl their uncurly hair though the use of many gell products. However, this process is ineffective and does not make those with straight hair, curly. This is commonly seen among many redneck and lazy girls.
Girls with uncurly hair who put lots
Of gell products in their hair repeatedly to make
It "seem" curly. It will not turn out curly but only " Redneck scrunch"
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Redneck Helmet

Paul - You going shooting tonight Chris?
Chris - Sho is, why?
Paul - Don't forget your Redneck Helmet.
by Chipis August 30, 2012
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Redneckonize

Redneckonize ; Red-neck-o-nize : this term started in 2012 when a reality show on TLC became one of the most popular shows of the year. "Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo" was a spinoff show from the original "Toddlers and Tiaras." The Child they called "Honey Boo Boo" and her wild family was known for being Rednecks and Proud even. Shopping from dumpsters to find a bargain, getting muddy and living a redneck lifestyle was something this family proudly embraced, which drew viewers in. The term is used often from the child they nicknamed "Honey Boo Boo" when she would replace the word recognize with redneckonize.

The term is also used when a situation or person is not being redneck enough.
I found these shoes at a yard sale, I didnt pay full price for them like they did, they better redeckonize and start shopping like I do!

You can't go four wheeling in that outfit, you better redneckonize!

Used as a statement: Honey Child, You better redeckonize!
by onlinecriticchick December 26, 2012
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Redneck soda

a beer disguised in a koozie so only the aluminum top shows, allowing the drinker to fool others into thinking it is a regular soda.
"Hey John, hand me another redneck soda!"
by Honey5683 August 21, 2013
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redneck walkabout

The quest for aluminum cans to be recycled for cash by the poor and disenfranchised.
"Where's Clem?"
"He's on redneck walkabout so he can afford to get mama a new spittoon for her birthday."
by benbin65 September 20, 2013
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Redneck Lamborghini

by BamBam_ShoelessMan July 27, 2018
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Redneck Uncle

An uncle who takes you out to have the fun of your life, he shows you how the world works and how it should work. He teaches you how to talk to girls and how to stand up for yourself. he teaches you everything school wont, and no matter what hes got ur back. he also most likley drives any lifted vehicle, has fished or hunted, loves the offroad, and aint afraid of gettin dirty. prolly has a mullet.
Dallas: "who taught u how to get a girl like that and beat up her ex"
Kid: "my redneck uncle taught me"
by THE REDNECK UNCLE March 8, 2021
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