Rectumental

The condition of having one's head up their ass.

Wow, I can't believe he's considering dating that chick. He's being rectumental, bro.

by Turtle McGuffins August 24, 2019

Cranial rectumitus

Cranial rectumitus: the result of having your head up your ass.
(Not paying attention, oblivious to a conversation or activity)
See also "ass hat"

He has no idea of what's going on. Looks like a severe case of cranial rectumitus.

by Sparky1112 September 23, 2021

Rectual

Any sort of ritual involving your rectum.

1. I have a rectual of farting twice for every poop!

2. I have a rectual of puckering everytime I shake someone's hand.

by afro-dite April 10, 2010

Restumb

The combination of retarded,stupid & dumb, used to describe a person who is extraordinarily dense.

Half of the kids at my sister's school P.Lake Middle are so restumb.

by dannyannny November 27, 2011

skull rectus

Having your head up your butt

He apparently suffers from skull rectus

by Nannie515 January 26, 2019

cerebral rectumitis

head up your ass

That guy is such a stupid mothafucka he muss beez suffrin from cerebral rectumitis

by steakfries December 19, 2008

rectus expellarum

a spell used at hogwart's causing one's opponent to begin shitting uncontrolably, often with violence. Usually results in dehydration.

voldemorte was taken by surprise when Harry Potter shouted RECTUS EXPELLARUM!!!, As a result, the death eaters were covered in shite like an audience at a Galagher performance.

by cassius$ July 19, 2006