Rectal shyness

The feeling when you're taking a shit in a public bathroom and somebody tries to open the door and you can't remember if you locked the door or not.

I used to have rectal shyness but now I don't care who walks in on me!

by Shyboiagain July 06, 2019

rectal hole

A nice way to say bum hole.

He is acting like such a rectal hole.

by rw( December 17, 2017

Rectal Amnesia

When you can't remember shit.

I have a hard time remembering things, thus "I can't remember shit." I have rectal amnesia.

by Cryptic One May 20, 2013

Rectal Spaghetti

When you rip your asshole open and shit comes out covered in blood. The shit is the noodles and the blood is the sauce.

“Yo this nigga just made rectal spaghetti gotta get this nigga to the hospital”

by the Rectum popper January 28, 2019

rectal plunger

The name you give a guy's dick if he fucks you in the ass and then pulls out, after which you take a shit.

God, I was so constipated last night, and then John and I buttfucked, and boy, was his dick a rectal plunger! I took a huge shit right on his face!

by BooSackNoodle November 04, 2014

Rectal Russian Roulette

When you're having gut distress and want to pass gass ut afraid it'll turn into something more, it becomes a game of rectal Russian roulette.

(See sharting.)

"My stomach hurt so bad I was afraid to fart, it was like a game of rectal russian roulette!"

by WeirdAndWildWords January 15, 2023

Rectal devastation

The absolute annihilation of your ass

Kirsty performed rectal devastation on her ass the other day with a 15 inch dildo

by iisaltyi January 31, 2020