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Deception

When crap definition's get published and decent one's do not.
I am tired of all this Deception.
by Her #Twinkie December 4, 2017
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Red Head Redemption

When your ex-girlfriend pretends to have make-up sex puts purposefully bits your penis while giving head, causing you to bleed out painfully
Sally: Ricky is such a dick
Emma: You should give him Red Head Redemption
Sally: Great idea!
by BigChungusGod69 January 9, 2019
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deception

When you get your ass kicked when you are expecting something and it turns out to be the shittiest thing ever.
John: Yeah! Let's watch PORN!!! No deceptions like when I got dumped!
Michael: Yeah, but dude, isn't that your mom going down on that guy?
John: ..... WTF MOM!
by Unknownsssssss March 24, 2009
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recessionist

n, someone who excels during a Economic Recession.People who over come the economic of there environment to thrive.
He is a real recessionist, opening that business in this market.
by TIDO D December 17, 2008
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Recession Question

A recession question is generally asked by a customer to a business. It is asked to find out if there is a way of saving money with a desired purchase.
Example 1:

Woman (upon entering TGI FRIDAYS): Excuse me, yes, I have a recession question, umm...I saw a commercial on TV sayin' you had menu items starting from $6.99...is that like, ONE item or is it more than that...can I see a menu?

Example 2:

Employee: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order?
Woman: Is the fish sandwich still just a dollar this week or...whas' goin on with that?

Example 3:

Employee (answering phone): Thank you for calling Bally Total Fitness, this is Steve, How may I help you?
Caller: Hi, I was wonderin, I heard you can add on a family member for 19 dollars a month...n I mean, like, whatchu mean exactly by family?
by chasityMD April 29, 2009
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he-rection

Basically this is an unintentionally manly inspired boner, whether it be watching some football, lifting at the gym with your buddies or wrestling with your best "bro" friend. One basically gets the idea at this point. Also, see broner.

A synonym for broner.
Watching He-Man fight gives me a total he-rection (get it?).
by MeatSchlag June 21, 2009
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she-rection

when a transvitite, or a drag queen, gets an erection, it it referred to as this word. also a rude way to describe a lesbian who's 'feeling sexy'.
"Look at that gay, i bet she has a she-rection,"
"I'm getting a She-rection..."
by 15jjc May 6, 2009
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