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Virtual Reality

It’s a thing you want but can’t afford.
“It’s cool and you watch a lot of porn on it, you should get Virtual Reality.”
by cutout June 30, 2021
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reality distortion field

reality-distortion field n. An expression used to describe the persuasive ability of managers like Steve Jobs (the term originated at Apple Computer in the 1980's to describe his peculiar charisma). Those close to these managers become passionately committed to possibly insane projects, without regard to the practicality of their implementation or competitive forces in the marketpace.
"A reality distortion field. In Steve's presence, reality is malleable. He can convince anyone of practically anything. It wears off when he's not around, but it makes it hard to have realistic schedules."
by Matrix9180 August 12, 2004
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race realism

The belief that different groups of people who had been geographically separated in their evolution couldn't have developed the exact same physical and mental traits.
Retard: RACE REALISM IZ STUPID CUZ IZ JUST ONE RACE, DA HUMAN RACE!!!!!!
by Some Romanian Guy January 14, 2017
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Reality TV

The most retarded idea ever made. It wouldn't be so bad if every single reality show wasn't as scripted as watching a sitcom. The real world is not REAL. Why do you think in EVERY season the black dude always goes crazy and doesn't get along with the white people. Because he's paid to and thats what the script says. Reality tv is as real as Santa Claus. MTV specifically seems to like to air shows with stupid teenagers trying to get a date by going out with thier mom or trying to not get "next-ed" but their stupid shows have teenagers in it that are not convincing at all and have way too many coincidences for it to ever be real. People who actually like that shit are retarded 30 year olds that live in their parents basement still crying about the fact that they had no friends in highschool so they cut themselves at night and listen to emo music.
Reality TV wouldn't be so bad if it was actually real and not all writen on a script in every single fucking show ever made.
by -Donald Trump- May 21, 2006
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Reality Bitch Slap

When a person is in complete denial of the truth and they need a reality bitch slap.
Sarah: Your boyfriend Justin is gay Mary.

Mary: No he's not.

Sarah: Here is his personal ad in the m4msection on craigslist.

Mary: Wow Sarah, thanks for that reality bitch slap.
by White_Chocolate12 April 16, 2009
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realiruma

someone who continuously begs for gifts and money off her followers, adding new items every day and promoting it multiple
times a day, and suicide baits,
Person 1: can you please get this off my amazon wishlist please?
Person 2: don’t be such a realiruma
by DarknessInMySoul February 15, 2022
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Jedi Realism

1) A group of individuals who believe in the Force.
2) A group of individuals seeking spiritual and personal development in an effort to affect the world around them in positive ways.
3) A group of diverse individuals believing Jedi Realism as either a way of life, philosophy or religion.
4) Beliefs springing from the ideas spun by Joseph Campbell, with George Lucas' terminology
Temple of the Jedi Order
Temple of the Jedi Force
Force Academy
Jedi Sanctuary
Institute for Jedi Realists Studies
Order of the New Dawn
Jedi Resource Center
Jedi Realism
by RanSpirits November 6, 2009
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