chocolate covered raisin

An asshole with shit on it that needs to be wiped.

"I'm out of toilet paper so I now have a chocolate covered raisin."

by anonimissy February 4, 2010

raisin bran

A delicious and nutritious brand of cereal. Or so it says. It is actually a disgusting excuse for a "cereal" where the shriveled up raisens from california are put into it to make a breakfast that you may as well just throw away as soon as you got home from the grocery store and sue the company for false advertisement.

Jimmy- "My, Teresa! you sure look hungry!! How about you eat some of my Raisin Bran?"
Teresa- *hurls all over the table*

by murasaki-ryuu September 30, 2009

Rum Raisin

Something that is better than nothing, but not the exact thing that you would choose if you had a choice.
If you are eating rum raisin ice cream, you are at least eating ice cream and that's pretty good, but if it were up to you there are about 5000 other choices of ice cream flavors that you would prefer instead of rum raisin.

Bob: How did you like the movie Bruno ?

Chris: It was pretty "rum raisin" when compared to Borat.

by Thomas Deloney July 10, 2009

Raisin Vagina

A wrinkly ass

I had sex with that raisin vagina

by PR0XIDIAN March 4, 2010

raisin ball

the shrunken or misshapen teste of an unfortunate young man, usually a lord or earl.

as Lord Charles III entered the communal showers at the lawn tennis club I couldn't help but notice his shrivelled raisin ball

by eddie the rat May 19, 2009

Raising Spark

An amazing superhero, created from the god of lighting, the master of speed and lighting, he holds a sword forged from lighting itself along with his trusty Shard created from lighting as well, wielding this power, he protects the realm of Adventures!

that kid is as fast as Raising Spark!

by Raising spark November 20, 2020

smugglin raisins

Hard nipples

"Damn, that girl's smugglin raisins! Did you see those things? Looked like some headlights."

by thomas January 29, 2004