Queef 

A relief of air expelled most commonly from the female genitalia. Producing a notable and distinct sound, the loudest queef recorded was created by a Michael while powerboating the Kiskiminatis(2018). Michaels have the rare ability to queef on comand.

Michael queefed so loud it put me to sleep.

Queef by Kerolf June 14, 2018

Queef 

An explosive sound emanating from the female front bottom similar to flatus but without the rancid smell.

Gordon: *turns around with flo* “really? Flo? What are you doing?”
Flo: “aaarrgh!!” *Stomping with Queef Sound* “I’m tired”

Queef by MayDayMeh June 19, 2018

Queef 

Female fart

Queef on my sandwich.

Queef by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018

Queef 

When you pull out and the girl farts out of her vagina

Guy: *pulls out*
Girl: *frrrt* oops I queefed

Queef by Desert ridge middle schooler October 29, 2018

Queef 

Here it is, a queef is the sound air that is trapped in the vagina makes coming out when a girl is tight and the penis is large for the vagina. Occurring often in the doggy-style or legs over shoulders position due to a large penis inside of a small tight vagina where the air is pushed into and out of the vagina during intercourse. Gentlemen, this is a verrryyy good thing. Generally it means that the woman has been trying to enhance mutual pleasure by contracting her vaginal muscles, and the in and out style of sex, especially deep hard thrusts after a just the tip phase, make this possible. If a woman can do this on command, then she has a tight control of her vaginal musculature and it is a very good thing. Enjoy gentlemen.

As he was penetrating her in the from behind position, her tight vagina queefed, letting him know that he had pounded her hard, and her tightness was worth the effort.

Queef by Doctorgigi December 28, 2018

Queef 

A thing like a fart but doesn’t come out your but (only girls can do)

Hey you girl in blue shorts stop queefing

Queef by Peditos@13 January 2, 2019

Queef 

a little burp from your vagina

Girl, did you just queef??

Queef by herewearehelping January 21, 2019