QE2

As if QE1 wasn't enough.

Economist 1: It seems like we are finally "out" of the recession!
Ben "I'm newly black" Bernanke: OK GUISE LET'S PRINT MOAR MONEY.

Economist 2: Well.. how much did you have in mind?
Ben "I'm newly black" Bernanke: HOW MUCH MONIES IS IN CIRCULATION??
Economist 3: About 800 Billion Dollars.
Ben "I'm newly black" Bernanke: OK IMMA PRINTIN OVER 900 BILLION DOLLARZZ
Economist 4: Alright, and what should we call your stupid plan?
Ben "I'm newly black" Bernanke: FUCK THE RICH, GIVE TO THE POOR, I'M ROBIN HOOD MOTHAFUCKAAA.
Economist 5: Actually President Obama is currently using that name for his administration..
Ben "I'm newly black" Bernanke: WAT WAS MAH OLD PLAN CALLED??
Economist 6: QE1.
Ben "I'm newly black" Bernanke: DEN CALL DIS ONE QE2 KOO KOO KACHOO!

by Merry jew on a pipe. November 9, 2010

qet

when someone’s hella cute // attractive

monique:dang that kids hella qet
may-:for real

by mayanvro October 30, 2019

qettoe

The aerosol particles that are ejected from the anus during an exceptionally moist and scorching fart.

There was much qettoe on my face after I gave her that rim job.

by Mitt-chai May 6, 2006

QE2

Similar to motorboating, but in cases of extremely large breasts when regular motorboating is neither powerful enough nor does justice to the wonderful mammaries of the young lady.

Matt: "I would love to motoboat Christina Hendricks."
Fonda: "You couldn't motorboat those things, you need to QE2 those man."

by QE2 September 8, 2010

qed

a fucking pussy cunt bitch Lil ass whole nigger cracker. Basically all the worst curse words in history

Shut the fuck up you qed.

by Zan3z October 14, 2018

Qendresa

Meaning; A little bitch (; Qendresa is also a name for salad dressing. xD

Example 1: Why are you being such a Qendresa ...
Example 2: Could I have some Qendresa sauce with that?

by eliteblu1718 August 25, 2011

Q.E.D.

Stands for Quantum Explosion Dynamo, the last level of and the trigger mechanism for the Omegamatic, the Galaxy blower-upper that was to be used by the Shikadi, who were under the control of the Gannalech, to destroy the Milky Way in the 5th installment of id Software's Commander Keen series: The Armageddon Machine.

"Now entering Quantum Explosion Dynamo"
Gamer 1: "You coming to the LAN party?"
Gamer 2: "Of course, just let me lead these mines to the Q.E.D."

by Thox Ren-dar April 30, 2008