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Putin

Oh damn its our lord putin
by Anamontronickiller October 30, 2020
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putin

The often frequent flatulation produced by older dogs
Jesus Rusty you gotta stop putin. The house smells like eggs
by PseudoWhoDoh July 8, 2022
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putin

po͞o-tin
noun
A short irritating throbbing red turgid pustule full of pus usually found near the opening of the rectum, that if not popped will spread to other parts of the body, causing painful eruptions. Common in areas with poor hygiene and primitive dictatorships.
Years of drunken late night Tinder dating had left a series of festering putin in the shape of an "A".
by Einar137 September 16, 2023
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Putin's favorite congressman

Russia's nickname for Dana Rohrabacher
Putin's favorite congressman made Jordan Thomas Cooper his first African-American speechwriter for his district. They both were speechwriters for public figures.
by Coop Dupe June 10, 2022
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President Putin

"Now I want to hand it over to the President of Ukraine...who has as much courage as he has determination, ladies and gentlemen, President Putin!"
by UD Veteran July 17, 2024
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Vladimir Putin

A bald Russian who wants to invade Ukraine for no apparent reason, also an all-time Judo champion and fights bears in his spare time.
Guy 1: Vladimir Putin is daddy!!
Guy 2: Go die in a ditch.
by JakeTheDictionary October 15, 2022
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putin

a male woman who likes to jack off big centipedes at the news magazines, like, bruh, who does that? such dumdums
maragret: man, im such a putin, i always end up jerking off big centipedes in magazines
robrin: man, maragret is such a putin, bruh
by wrai July 10, 2021
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