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Puttin on the Putin

Any strong man / dictator saying one thing and doing something completely different… In a warmongering effort to frighten populations of free democratic people
That leader of the country is a real con-man… Thinking people don’t see he’s trying to get us to believe in he’s not Puttin on the Putin
by spukspuk February 17, 2022
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Putin

Putin can you put in the pudding.

Something you say when you need Putin to put in the pudding.

it´s a thing... YES IT IS!!
Putin, can you put in the puddin
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massive putin

When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.

You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
Russia pulled a massive Putin on invading the Ukraine.
by SpookEtooth March 13, 2022
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Putin

Stupid idiot. Used when you want to say that hes/shes extremly mean and crazy.
Person 1: I really hate her
Person 2: Yeah, shes just as mean as Putin.
by valle3 March 10, 2022
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Putin

The president of Russia since 2012 to present as of 2021.
Putin
by the random. October 28, 2021
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Putin'

Putin' (poo•tin)
1. Intransitive verb or gerund
often vulgar
: to expel air from the vagina after vigorous sexual activity.
Synonyms: queef, pussy fart, vaginal wind

2. Noun
often vulgar : The president of Russia (2012-present); who has no intention of negotiation, but is clearly open to wasting time and lives.
Synonyms: vaginal wind, pussy fart, queef, Trump's Lover
1. He walked into his lover's bedroom to smell that someone had been PUTIN' around.

2. President Trump immediately calls PUTIN after embarrassing public breakup with billionaire Elon Musk.
by ArraySlays June 6, 2025
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Putin

A piece of shit or the act of excreting a piece of shit.
I had some bad seafood and dropped a massive Putin.
by Subdaimon September 1, 2022
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