by pubicbillyray December 2, 2019
Get the pubic mullet mug.Having had a parent/friend/spouse come dangerously close to finding their stash of sweaty knuckle material (be it tangible and therefore most likely hidden under a mattress, or in a file marked 'Holiday Photos' in the deepest, darkest bowels of their computer) the act of feverishly deleting/burning/disposing of this material occurs in what is collectively known as a 'Porn Panic'.
"Hey Brian, I heard you had naked pictures of Michelle from our old school class, can I see them?"
"Sorry mate, I did, but the missus was poking around on my laptop and came dangerously close to finding them so I deleted everything in a Porn Panic"
"Sorry mate, I did, but the missus was poking around on my laptop and came dangerously close to finding them so I deleted everything in a Porn Panic"
by stormont6703 August 25, 2011
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by aloha milkyway March 26, 2013
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Usually only known for their good looks, not their music.
Looking past that will show their exquisite lyrics, and great abilities as a band.
Usually only known for their good looks, not their music.
Looking past that will show their exquisite lyrics, and great abilities as a band.
Girl - OMG OMG i love brendon urie of panic at the disco, he's so hot !
Me - wow, you are retarded. your mind consists of only a black hole, leading to nowhere.
Me - wow, you are retarded. your mind consists of only a black hole, leading to nowhere.
by ktln. April 20, 2008
Get the panic at the disco mug.Similar to what commomn folk refer to pubic lice and/or crabs. The difference being the much more massive and intense grasp more prevalent when reffered to as a lobster. Dont want it. It sucks. Ask Tyler!
Fuckin pubic lobsters been camped out in my pubes now for like a month and still aint payed no rent. Motherfuckers!
by born 2b wilde September 26, 2006
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by Last Chancer October 26, 2006
Get the don't panic mug.THIS IS A PUBIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY CHEEZE WIZ
After attempting to shave ones pubic region with a FACERAZOR, one notices in horror while "smacking little johnny behind his German helmet and purple bulbous ear," "shimmying up and down the pole of love," or "touching ones self at night," that yesterday while taking a sensual shower the razor's unwanted blade caused irritation to the groin thus impregnating it with festering fireworks of pussy pimples.... as a result of poor hygiene the pimples become itchy, pussing little bitch devils of the pubis. God's final act of torture is the itchy chode!!!
After attempting to shave ones pubic region with a FACERAZOR, one notices in horror while "smacking little johnny behind his German helmet and purple bulbous ear," "shimmying up and down the pole of love," or "touching ones self at night," that yesterday while taking a sensual shower the razor's unwanted blade caused irritation to the groin thus impregnating it with festering fireworks of pussy pimples.... as a result of poor hygiene the pimples become itchy, pussing little bitch devils of the pubis. God's final act of torture is the itchy chode!!!
EXAMPLES:
*me.
*bill clinton.
*barney the purple pedeophilic dino
The best remedy for said pubic DEATH pimples, is to mix cheese wiz and conola oil to a gooey batterey mixture, and to apply said mixture to crotch 2-3 times per day. trust me, it works. don't ask. if this doesn't work, you have genetal herpes, not Pubic DEATH pimples.
*me.
*bill clinton.
*barney the purple pedeophilic dino
The best remedy for said pubic DEATH pimples, is to mix cheese wiz and conola oil to a gooey batterey mixture, and to apply said mixture to crotch 2-3 times per day. trust me, it works. don't ask. if this doesn't work, you have genetal herpes, not Pubic DEATH pimples.
by i don't want your pitty October 20, 2008
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