Puff-meister

1. The ever elusive person (scumbag) of any sex that either jumps from one "puff puff give " circle to the next, or very craftily slides back in the circle again before the bowl, joint, bong, glass dick, or what have you even makes a full round.
Back in the day in the old housing being a little nimbile nervy puff -meister was almost an unspoken contest won by the party beast with the trickiest hands or most skillful distractions. Every housing area held their puff-meister champ in "high" regards as he, she, or shim ended up the most definitely blazed up hood rat in the homelands.
by Bear Man Sr. February 09, 2020
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Lemon puff

A straight woman who socialises with gay men. For example a fag hag.
She's got so many gay mates....she's such a lemon puff!
by Pudzter76 January 05, 2017
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dream-puff

A crush with a major sensitive side; a non-binary soul unafraid to show all sides to all
My last bf was such a harsh mofo—I'm dying to get with Georgie, he's such a dream-puff.

My fraternity put up a stupid sign last rush—"dream-puffs need not apply"
by Creed Cur December 21, 2020
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puff and pass

When one lights him/herself a joint, spiff, doobe, and proceeds to smoke it. He then does between one and three puffs from the joint, and then passes it to his/her friend. Then that friend proceeds to do the same procedure and that continues until everyone is equally high. :)
Yo, stop hoggin' that joint man. You know the rule: puff and pass man!
by cjwearspjs June 04, 2014
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Stuff & Puff

The art of tucking your testicles between your legs and stuffing your own scrotum into your rectum. The final act is farting out the scrotum.
Josh: What are you up to tonight, Bobby?
Bobby: I think I’m gonna go home, drink a few beers and do a little Stuff & Puff.

Josh: What is that?
Bobby: I’m gonna stuff my nuts into my ass and fart them out!
by Catwrencher October 05, 2018
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Grumple Puff

a man or woman who is extremely irritable, winey, and angry with the world for no apparent or valid reason and who attempts to appear happy and fun on the surface but cannot hide their discontent, resulting in a very unpleasant person to be around, a Grumple Puff
"Hey would you like to go hang out with kyle?"
"No way he has been a real Grumple Puff lately."
by KyleP11 December 01, 2014
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Soap puff

A soap puff is a name for someone that is currently acting weird. It can mean something be something mean if you call someone a soap puff and they don't know what it means. However, if they do know what it means you are saying something good to them.
by UltraLoaf February 28, 2023
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