Putting on the Hits

A dance talent show that rocks hard, Dude.

At Putting on the Hits we won and you didnt.

by Billy Joe A. October 2, 2006

put a hat on it

This is another way of saying 'wear a condom'

if your going out tonight son with that slut from down the road make sure you put a hat on it ,she has had more shaft than a lift.

by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015

put nard

A particularly disgusting nard at the end of a put (i.e., at the end of gut so big that it merges with the penis - equivalent to a gunt for wickedly obese men).

Jack is a quintessential put nard; note the wispy hair, jenny warts, and strong odor of sour milk.

by poddle hiney September 14, 2011

skut put

when a girl/guy is giving u a blow job and right when u cum slam there head down on your dick and then chock her and she says scut put trying to gain her breath and not choke

i'll skut put your mom tonight u son of a bitch

by adamc45 October 26, 2006

Putting in the hat

This is not a saying but people with Asbergers think it is

Jordan: I’m putting in the hat
Everyone else: Whhaaaattt???

by Jimmy69420 January 1, 2019

Putting it in the Fridge

The act of shoving ice so far up your lady's pussy that it reaches her uterus. Making it so that when you stick it in her, it's like you're putting it in a fridge.

' Hey Bro I was putting it in the Fridge last night '

by BlueDragon198 July 27, 2016

kiss put

Kiss put is the ultimate act of romance also used to consumate a marriage eg ( pistol Pete kiss put the fuck out of me ill surely have to marry him now wonder if he will piss inside my mouth)

Kiss put the ultimate act of love

by Piss put May 5, 2022