prostitute rule

'You fuck it, you buy it' - When lending an item to another, claiming prostitute rule in case of any damage occurring while in the others possession
When borrowing a Halloween costume from Tom, Leigh calls Prostitute Rule since he knows Tom is a messy and inconsiderate drunk
by phil-ate-me October 08, 2013
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Prostitute rules

"Hey Tarquin, can I borrow you wetsuit", "of course Kevin, prostitute rules though" kevin later returned the wetsuit with a leg missing after a shark attack however, prostitute rules were agreed upon and he had to pay Tarquin for a new wetsuit and was evicted shortly after due to lack of funds to pay rent.
by Robadong October 16, 2017
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car prostitute

Someone who constantly accepts gas money for giving people rides home
by GamkatMaktas May 15, 2016
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Political Prostitution

An act which originated in Iloilo City, Philippines upon which, in order to maintain political hegemony, canditates use political contributions of one candidate for the benefit of rival candidates.
Political Prostitution is commonplace in Iloilo City, Philippines where turncoatism and treachery is rife. This happened to candidate Manny Villar in 2010 in Iloilo City.
by Comelec November 21, 2021
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decaffeinated prostitution

When one uses one’s physical beauty to acquire goods and services.
"Hey, Ted has a crush on you, he would fix your car.”
“I’d rather not, that feels like decaffeinated prostitution.”
by Ms. Elizabeth Price February 21, 2018
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Snickers prostitute

A prostitute who sells herself and you pay her with snicker bars.
There is a Snickers prostitute down the street if you want to hit her up
by KillerOfUrMind November 03, 2017
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