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prison yoked

When a person has a buff, muscular upper body, but skinny chicken legs.

The term originated from the appearance of prison inmates who spend hours lifting weights to build up their chest, back, and arms, but neglect building up their leg muscles entirely.
"Hey man, you can't just only do bench presses and bicep curls in the gym all the time or you're gonna end up looking prison yoked."

"My cousin just got out on parole last night. He looks all prison yoked now.
by smokey707 May 15, 2009
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Stanford Prison Experiment

The Stanford Prison Experiment is the act of voluntarily yet also involuntarily locking yourself in your bedroom. After a solid beatoff session (using lube) you are unable to even turn your doorknob because of the amount of lube on your hands.
"I was unable to leave my room Saturday. After beating off, I accidentally pulled a Stanford Prison Experiment"
by Adam182 August 19, 2019
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Prison Sex

The rough, kinky sex that couples have when one of them has been in prison for over 6 months, or when a really horny girl just wants to get off in a short amount of time and treats her man like a sex toy/rag doll. can also take place during congigal visits.
how in the hell did you cause $2000 worth of damage at in that motel room amanda?!?!? and amanda simply replied, prison sex.
by chocolitelamas November 14, 2005
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posow

noun- an acronym for "piece of shit on wheels". Often referring to the vehicles driven by poor minorities who put $500 rims on a car with a shitty paint job.
Hey ese, nice posow fool!
by nmspree August 28, 2011
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Prison bottom surprise

The act of soiling oneself while in prison to avoid becoming a cellmates sexual toy.
John went to jail, but he managed not to get raped by giving them the old prison bottom surprise.
by CookiePanda September 1, 2010
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Prison Style Noodles

When you are tired of eating the regular flavored Ramen noodles, you get creative and throw in random food items to spice up the flavor, just as those who are in prison would eat them.
Man, these Ramen noodles are tasting pretty bland, I think I need to throw in some chips and tobasco sauce...you know, make those prison style noodles.
by hayren July 11, 2010
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Prison

A great place if you want a long vacations from home and good people. All you have to do is commit a good crime and get caught.
Why do I have to go to prison for stealing? Baseball players do that all the time and they don't get in trouble!

Don't be such a idiot!
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