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beef print

The area defining an African mans genitals. When the beef print is visible you can clearly see ones penis surcumfrence. Loved by all ethnicities of women world wide, the beef print is most famous when found in grey sweats.
La-dash-a ; Holy Toledo Shabriqua !! Take a look at Austins beef print !

Shabriqua; Wow that's one hell of a man sausage. I'm wet
by MrLSD August 10, 2017
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Toilet Printing Press

When a fatass can't wipe his ass due to his ass cheeks being so big so he spreads his ass enough to fit some toilet paper in there and like a print press closes his ass to press the shit on the paper.
My doctor said I'm on the road to obesity, I don't want to be operating a Toilet Printing Press anytime soon
by meme man 696969 November 8, 2018
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Russian Paw Print

When a menstruating woman leaves a bloody imprint of her vagina on a person, place or thing
My girlfriend left a Russian Paw Print on my Egyptian cotton sheets
by KW chulo October 1, 2010
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Pristontale

game made by the geniuses from triglow pictures. Korea makes the best mmorpg's hands down
by Anonymous August 27, 2003
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3D Printer

A printer that brings digital designs to life, either by squirting molten plastic like a cake decorator, or by using a binder material to fuse powder.

Commonly requested items:
- Another 3d printer
- A gun
- A woman
- Organs

Though all those things are possible to some extent, they are usually cruddy and do not work unless you add some sort of manual labor.

Some people use their printers to print paperclips, toothpicks, phone cases, and whistles, but why not just go to the Dollar store instead? Also, 3d printed models are very crude, almost pixellated, and made out of cheap (but expensive) plastic.

Despite popular belief, 3d printing will never replace 2d printing. That is like saying "chainsaws will replace scissors". 2D printing is for printing out a biology report or business letter, and 3d printing is for printing out models.
A: Imagine if everyone had a 3D Printer in their house!
B: Are you kidding me? 3D printing is the biggest gimmick!
A: So was rock and roll and the Internets. It will improve in twenty more years.

C: Yay! I made a whistle, and it only took three hours!
D: You know, the dollar store sells metal whistles for 25 cents
C: (Blows whistle) Sounds as good as storebought!

I can only imagine how much the cartridges cost or how often you have to change them.
by Urine Corporation June 3, 2013
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Pristiq

Desvenlafixine marketed as Pristiq is a new except nor really & over-marketed anti-depressant of the NDRI class, meaning the drug inhibits the reuptake of serotonin as in SSRIs, as well as norephedrine. Serotonin can be attributed to energy and livelihood, norephedrine to focusability and maturity in a broad sense. Ups?: Will give a lazy person a few hours of motivation to do normal things in life, like shower, answer the phone, maybe even work a shift at a waiter gig. Downs?: If you're a male, zero chance at horniness. You want to eat everything. Insomnia. Pillhead/Pharm geek's advice? Take it with Wellbutrin, which inhibits dopamine reuptake-- it'll restore your libido and give you a litttle positivity. But seriously... your munchies will never go away. You'll spend stupid amounts on candy and ice cream.
Only take Pristiq with Wellbutrin, or your porn will be worthless. Oh! If you can, take some Adderall, too! That's a guaranteed good mood ;) and you won't gain 30 lbs!
by jordan_brown_sings March 7, 2011
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Dick-Prints

Where you have been gripping the penis during masturbation to the extent that you can see finger marks afterwards for an extended period of time. Usually in colder conditions.
"Man, I was tugging so hard those dick-prints didn't fade for an hour"

Also often known as, cock-prints.
by Landoddage. May 17, 2009
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