Pristiq 

Desvenlafixine marketed as Pristiq is a new except nor really & over-marketed anti-depressant of the NDRI class, meaning the drug inhibits the reuptake of serotonin as in SSRIs, as well as norephedrine. Serotonin can be attributed to energy and livelihood, norephedrine to focusability and maturity in a broad sense. Ups?: Will give a lazy person a few hours of motivation to do normal things in life, like shower, answer the phone, maybe even work a shift at a waiter gig. Downs?: If you're a male, zero chance at horniness. You want to eat everything. Insomnia. Pillhead/Pharm geek's advice? Take it with Wellbutrin, which inhibits dopamine reuptake-- it'll restore your libido and give you a litttle positivity. But seriously... your munchies will never go away. You'll spend stupid amounts on candy and ice cream.

Only take Pristiq with Wellbutrin, or your porn will be worthless. Oh! If you can, take some Adderall, too! That's a guaranteed good mood ;) and you won't gain 30 lbs!

Pristiq by jordan_brown_sings March 7, 2011

Pristiano Penaldo 

A certain portuguese fraud who luckily became a professional football player. He is best known for scoring all of his goals from penalty kicks only and ghosting rest of the game.

Hey did you see pristiano penaldo ghosted again vs Milan last night?

Pristiano Penaldo by BallKnowledgeGOD March 9, 2021

Pristinis 

A penis that is pristine

Wow, Rob's penis is so fantastic. I would even go as so far as calling it a pristinis!

Pristinis by The Founder of the Pristinis March 20, 2017

pristin 

PRISTIN (프리스틴) is a ten-member girl group under Pledis Entertainment. They officially debuted on March 21, 2017 with the release of their first mini-album Hi! PRISTIN. Their name is a combination of the words 'Prismatic' and 'Elastin'.
Pristin Members
Kyulkyung
Nayoung
Rena
Kyla
Siyeon
Yuha
Seungyeon
Eunwoo
Roa
Yehana

“Sound out! We are PRISTIN!”
—PRISTIN

pristin by pledisgirlz March 31, 2017

pristine 

untouched, not corrupted, having original components

I know she is a virgin because she is pristine.

pristine by leprechaun34 July 18, 2007

pristine 

A thing that is new, unused, untouched, uncorrupted, beautiful, and clean; retaining no dirt or scum. Remaining in a pure state. Normally used for either one's own new belonging, or someone else's belonging whether theirs is used or not. Much emphasis is put on the word 'pristine' as it is spoken.

...Holy shit, that dude's Honda Rebel is pristine.

Respect that chick, man, she's pristine.

pristine by The Rage Metal December 23, 2009

Pristine 

Free from dirt and decay

Josh: Katie has such a pristine look about her. It must be because she just took a bath and her skin is looking really white.

Everyone Else: I agree.

Pristine by KittensForHire August 24, 2009