A: hey i decided that we are in the middle of a conversation now so i need to bring up a topic.
B: ok.
A: did you know that jeff bezos’s full name is “jeffrey preston bezos”?
B: hey this guy on tiktok hit a fli- WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK AND I AM GONNA FAINT IN 3.9516 SECONDS
*3.9516 seconds later*
B: *faints*
B: ok.
A: did you know that jeff bezos’s full name is “jeffrey preston bezos”?
B: hey this guy on tiktok hit a fli- WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK AND I AM GONNA FAINT IN 3.9516 SECONDS
*3.9516 seconds later*
B: *faints*
by toenailz_gaming October 5, 2023
Get the jeffrey preston bezosmug. When you Preston something you paint it or disguise an item you stole from someone else so they won’t recognize it.
by BreakingBrandy October 17, 2020
Get the Prestonmug. 
Preston is an amazing person who deserves the best in the entire world! They have the best humor along with the best art! And may I add they’re really pretty?
“Hey have you heard of Preston?”
“Yes! They’re the most incredible person to ever exist! They deserve the #1 best person ever reward!”
“Yes! They’re the most incredible person to ever exist! They deserve the #1 best person ever reward!”
by ExhaustedRichie May 31, 2021
Get the Prestonmug. Preston- An undiscovered gem in bed, darker hair, blue eyes and beautiful lips. Everything a female would want in a man. Although his cute smile can turn into a soul deprecating stare, real quick.
by Dhdodj December 2, 2021
Get the Prestonmug. Guy 1: Did you hear? x just quit four series!
Girl 1: So they're Prestoning?
Guy 1: Yup. Prestoning.
Girl 1: So they're Prestoning?
Guy 1: Yup. Prestoning.
by Shinyeevee May 23, 2016
Get the Prestoningmug. Preston is a name for a person who likes Air Jordans and who’s favorite player in the NBA is Kevin Durant. And who sucks at NBA2K19
Preston, ur such a dick
by Dddjd April 14, 2019
Get the Prestonmug.