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Potting

Word used to describe the act of smoking insanely questionable amounts of marijuana, related to the word "potted" meaning to be high as fuck
Dude, wanna go potting with me? Mann..Im aleady potted
by 9milepotters January 12, 2017
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punting apples

"Punting Apples" (v.) "the act by which one defies the will of god through means of touching fruit with his or her bottom-most appendage. Furthermore adding high-velocity to said object by rapidly connecting ones foot to the fruit; Becoming a full time sinner."
ie. "I was going to go to mass today, but Morgan convinced me that punting apples is way more fun."
by Killjoy14 April 14, 2017
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Ponding

When your golf ball gets extremely close to a body of water without going in. The ball and water become very close friends.
My golf ball was ponding with the creek on hole number 1.
by H2omeier June 27, 2017
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Potting plants

Man i put a really nice plant in her pot;
Im potting plants
by Laret December 10, 2017
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Pottingsmead

An armchair scientist trained in the art of beaker cleaning.

Sounds like Sean Connery and looks like Jack Black.

Also a massive bender.
Look at the dickhead over there. He's a right Pottingsmead...
by n1ghtshad3d December 20, 2019
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Punting

Kicking a male partner in the balls during sex then swapping roles or "teams" in which one begins to ferociously fuck the living shit out of them (if female: attach strap on and go wild, if male: use given equipment and go wild)
Peggy was punting Paul prior to patting him on the back for being such a champ.
by Griimace February 14, 2020
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Ponking

(Verb)

1) To lurk, esp. through twitter profiles that contain a large amount of simping.

2) To expose said content indirectly through cryptic posts.

3) To be vibing amongst a large number of minecraft chickens.
Ex 1.

Feral wolf 1: He's really quiet now.
Feral wolf 2: He must be ponking.

Ex.2

Feral Wolf 3: I wonder how much he has seen, I saw him ponking on the tl earlier.
Feral Wolf 1: I'm not sure, but I'm a bit paranoid.

Ex. 3
Feral Wolf 1: What's he up to?
Feral Wolf 2&3: He's just ponking at the farm.
by simp 4 sap May 15, 2020
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