Pontyshmag

a panty stealing female who is a stupid douche and is elesbian but cant admit it

Dude1: many jenny is such a pontyshmag
dude2: i know did u see her in that club?

by Gus T October 30, 2003

Porta Potty Politics

Porta Potty Politics is a website that exists for the sole purpose of user generated anonymous uploads of funny, and strange graffiti found in the public view.

i.e. call me for a good time, or Obama sucks!

i.e. delta opps my mom drank while she was pregnant with me ilon.

you can even see porta potty politics written throughout bathroom stalls written by fans to promote!

by ME 12386 June 15, 2010

Naughty Potty

A masturbation technique when a man sits on the toilet and jacks off. When he reaches orgasm he aims his dick into the toilet and cums. No clean up necessary.

I walked in on my roomate doin the naughty potty.

by PontiacPassion&LavenderLover March 14, 2009

Pooty

Nickname for Vladamire Putin

see pooty-poot

Look, it's poopty poot!

by Dagon January 14, 2005

pouty pooter

is when one falls asleep, somebody puts lipstick on their asshole, then proceeds to fuck their ass, pretending it is a mouth giving them head.

when james woke up the next day he noticed red lips stick on his underwear from the pouty pooter the night before

by derrick lacy January 14, 2008

pootytang

pussy+dick=good time

i smell a smelly pootytang around here

by melvin December 29, 2003

Puerto Rican Port-o-Potty

To take a shit in a girl's cunt

"So i was in bed with my girlfriend when i discovered that i had to take a shit, so i gave her a Puerto Rican Port-o-Potty by smushing her vag to my asshole and i laying a hot terd." said Julio

by edward houssein December 19, 2007