Plube

The mixture of lube and poo left in an anus after anal sex

“Man, there was so much plube left in my anus after anal sex”

by W8man January 3, 2020

playing plumber

Basic description: slang for masturbating

Complex description: occurs when a guy is masturbating in bed and someone finds him with his pants down. he then, trying to think of an excuse, claims he was "playing plumber" (get it...plumbers pants are always falling down when they lean over)

i walked in on him masturbating, and in a panic he told me he was playing plumber

by retarded hobo September 15, 2008

plumer

to think and/or behave like a man with incredibly large testicles or no brains

"Man, that dude who live on the corner, you know, the one always on crack, man, he be straight-up plumer, you know what I'm saying?"

by Thomas Wheatley May 30, 2006

Plumber's Delight

A shit deposited directly into a toilet tank.

Theres a piece of shit in the toilet tank!

by Henley Stanfordsontownville October 24, 2003

Pluperfect

Adjective- a person who has worked very hard to give someone something they don't want but expecting them to be happy because he accomplished something.

The pluperfect football player who made the tie-breaking touchdown angry that his teammates weren't celebrating with him, didn't realize he had gone the wrong way and scored for the other team.

by PluPeter September 4, 2010

reoccuring puberty

When you go through the exact same stages of puberty, common among males ages 18- 36 and Puerto Rican women

"Puberty's better the second time around!"

"This puberty came with a vagina, too!" shouted Bobby.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

polish plumber

Pouring pureed Kielbasa into a girl's asshole, then butt fucking her so hard that shit-basa splashes back on your balls.

My wife's fat ass was constapated, so I gave her the Polish Plumber.

by BGDH January 10, 2009