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Pittsburgh Steelers

American football team, known for strong defense, and not hiring loudmouthes like TO and Chad Johnson.

First professional team to be labled a dynasty, after their prolific 4 Superbowl wins in the 70's.

Team most likely to be named the second great dynasty of the 21st century, after the New England Patriots.

More Superbowl wins than any other team in NFL history, with 6.
Ben: Wanna go to a party?
Santonio: No, Pittsburgh Steelers are on.
Ben: Shit, almost forgot. I'll be right over.
by SREYMSEW February 1, 2009
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Pittsburgh Steelers

A general putdown on someone who is excessively annoying, obnoxious, rude, stupid, or egocentric.

It comes from the idea that the fans of the Steelers of the National Football League act like they personally are better than everyone else because they root for a team that won six super bowls, even though the fans of the other 31 teams in the NFL don't care about this fact.

The problem becomes compounded by the fact that no matter what you say about this team in criticism, the response will somehow involve this idea of the team winning six super bowls.
John: "That guy is so full of himself. He's like the Pittsburgh Steelers".

Jack: "Yeah, he's a pain in the ass alright."
by DJ Eternal December 6, 2010
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Pittsburgh Pipecleaner

when you fuck your partner in the ass so hard and deep that they have to where a butt plug because other wise the partner will leak anal fluid all over her pants.
Billy and his twin brother Jimmy were very curious one night and got it on, however, since it was Billy's first time, he accidentally gave Jimmy a Pittsburgh Pipecleaner.
by Wizkid22 October 8, 2007
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pittsburgh

Overall, Pittsburgh is a gloomy, depressing place to live thanks to its glum weather and sense of overall decline. On most days, you will find a gloomy, overcast sky overlooking rusty bridges, grimy roads and tired old buildings that have not been maintained since 1787.

It takes about three months or more to learn how to navigate the highly confusing road network, which appears to have been constructed crudely out of bits and pieces of streets built at random. It was apparently one of the first attempts to build a road network and so every possible mistake was made here.

Almost all roads are two lanes (one on each side) and so a single sluggish dumptruck can ruin your afternoon.

On the other hand, driving the winding roads can be a joy in any kind of sporty car because they are so challenging. Until you meet that dump truck, anyway. Strangely, again, most residents don't take advantage of the driving fun; most of them drive brand new pickups or rusted out old American cars.

People really do use "Pittsburghese", an ugly, ungrammatical dialect that has invented phrases like "The car needs fixed" and "Yinz". Yes, unlike some of the entries I have read, these really are used. I have heard them many, many times, unfortunately.

Even though the road network is horrible, public transport is worse, with an expensive and sluggish system. However, if you're a student or college faculty member, you can ride it for free.

A house that would sell in Los Angeles for $500,000 could be found in Pittsburgh for about $150,000. But don't be too cheerful about it; few homes in Pittsburgh are as nice to live in as even a humble Los Angeles tract home. Houses are badly designed to let as little light or view in as humanly possible. Most people close their curtains tightly against any sign of light and so artificial light is heavily used even during the day. This is thanks to a tight-knit social environment that features snoopy neighbors.

There are nice architectural details in many of the old houses, but unfortunately they are not designed with any sensitivity to light, the site or views. So you might have a magnificent hillside with tons of houses, but none of them take any advantage of views or natural beauty. For the most part, the only views will be of someone else's living room -- or, to be more precise, their living room blinds.

Real estate taxes are extremely high - in fact, that $500,000 house in LA will have significantly cheaper taxes than your $150,000 house in Pittsburgh. This and the cost of heating oil during the winter goes a long way to make those housing costs look much closer than you might think.

It may seem promising that the city is on the water, but it's a grimy, ugly waterfront that consists mainly of rusted-out steel mills and decaying industrial plants. Due to the frequent flooding and all that old creaky industry that was on the water, there's very little housing on the water or even with a view of the water.

If you have good personal relationships and connections, you can go far, and the business environment is relatively undemanding - even highly mediocre, if not downright awful stores and restaurants can thrive.

I was finally able to find a few decent restaurants, but most of best ones are the chains like Bravo and P F Chang's. I can highly recommend Pan Asia on Route 51, Cambod-ican on the Southside, and Thai me up, also on the Southside. Most of the other places I have tried have been terrible. Let's just say that this place is a poor restaurant town compared to pretty much anywhere else in the US and leave it at that.

For groceries, Giant Eagle's Market District is actually pretty nice, much to my surprise. Most Giant Eagles offer mediocre food at high prices, so I routinely make the lengthly trek to my closest Market District, where I can get better food at the same prices. There are a whopping two of these stores in the entire Pittsburgh urban area. There is one Whole Foods Market, close to Downtown Pittsburgh.

Otherwise, Giant Eagle is bad, Foodland is worse, and Wal*Mart pretty much rules by comparison. It's pretty darn sad to live in a place where Wal*Mart rules.

On the upside, this is a very honest place. If your car has a broken lock, and you have to leave your key in the ignition you need not fear; it will be there when you come back. I have left my laptop computer on a chair in the bookstore, only to see it there when I returned for it in a panic half an hour later.

Otherwise, I haven't found the people to be particularly impressive. This is a clannish town that feels suspicious of strangers. In fact, people often will stay in their native clan areas and not go elsewhere. There are many people who live in the South Side, for example, who will not visit the North Side or Downtown or anywhere else no matter what. The horrendous road network (see above) does not encourage exploration or leaving areas that you are comfortable with.

If you want people who are "honest" and "genuine", I suppose this isn't bad. But if you like people who are adventurous and love innovation and new things, you will not like it here at all. If you want people to seek out great places to eat or wonderful experiences, you'll find people here just don't care; they would rather go to the places they have been to hundreds of times before -- even if those places are abysmal in every way.

Most people here are sports fans. The Steelers are definitely an addiction here, since they are just about the only world-class institution the city has to offer. Even I, the #1 non-sports fan, have caught myself caring about whether the Steelers win just because so much of the city's mood depends on it.

So, in summary, a gloomy, depressing place that's losing population and gets just a little poorer and a little grimmer every day. A cheap cost of living doesn't help when you feel that your life is seeping out of you every passing day. Living here is empathetically not recommended, no matter how cheap it is.
Pittsburgh is one of the gloomiest cities in the UsA.
by David H Dennis December 14, 2008
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Pittsburgh Brown Bucket

When a girl gets completely smashed at a party, goes upstairs to lay down, has two trashcans given to her to puke in and mistaks one of said trashcans for the toilet and poops in it.
A girl did the Pittsburgh Brown Bucket at a party
by mohawkguy2011 January 7, 2011
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pittsburgh

A stupid, ugly, smelly, run-down, depressing city in western PA. The only people who think pittsburgh is cool are people who have never traveled out of the greater alleganey county area, or are from a place much more boring (like delaware)
I meet some dip wads who think pittsburgh is the greatest place on earth. I asked where they were from and they said delaware.
by ifky302 January 5, 2008
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Pittsgrove

A place in the middle of no where that doesn't matter at all. Everyone fights for a popular reputation, a bunch of two-faced people pleasers. Those who are popular feel like total badasses who think they run shit when in reality, they're complete nobodies, which they may or may not realize upon leaving Pittsgrove depending on how big their ego is. The girls are all sluts and potheads. The guys all either pop perks, are try-hards, douche bags, tools, or fight drunk at partys and think they're hardcore shit. Pittsgrove is where girls obsess over drama and think they're tough. It's the type of place where people like Lady Gaga would come from as a child. Fucks with your head and screws you up forever. Don't go there. Nothing too good comes from that town. Unless you're a guy looking for a one night stand or a girl looking for a girl to hookup with. Lots of easy whores, lesbians, and druggie wannabees!!!
"I want to act like I'm about that thug life."
"Me too, let's go to Pittsgrove! Everyone does it there."
"Ok! While we pretend to be thug, we can have lots of lesbian sex and do drugs!"
by ayyyayyyayyy March 16, 2013
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