Pineapple shelving

A person who makes themselves the centre of attention. Ruins a party by showing off doing pineapple tricks. Basically nobody likes them yet they have dedicated fans who devote their lives to them. Cant sing at all. Likes Girls on Horses.

'Hey Did you hear Steve from all the B&S's is totally pineapple shelving now?'
'What as in shelving them? Pineapples?'
'Yeah it all started when he started putting lipgloss on and liking girls on horses'
'Wow, I never really liked him anyways tho hey, and that girl whos always with him, what is she 100 years old?'
'Yeah and the chick who has devoted her whole car to him'

by SkybeDiva July 25, 2010

Midnight Pineapple

The most amazing crayon color yet to be created...or discovered. It baffles the mind so that it has become a source of endless puzzlement and entertainment for kids in chemistry class.

Zoe: If I could create one crayon color it would be Midnight Pineapple!

Isa: What in the world would that look like?! Juicy yellow for the lucious fruit...

Isaac: ..but it must be black..or blue because of the midnight shadows?!!

All: CANNOT--COMPUTE--

by chizzlefoshizzlenizzledizzle November 17, 2010

Pineapple pen

The act of leaving a pineapple and a pen together.

The pen vigorously shoves itself into the pineapple, waits 9 months and a pineapple pen pops out.

Don't leave the pen and pineapple to close together we can't afford anymore pineapple pens

by Sweetpea306 October 2, 2016

pineapple fucker

Someone who’s over obsessed with pineapples to the point it’s a cult

She is such a pineapple fucker, look how she dresses. (It’s covered in pineapples)

by Dreamcatcher69 March 22, 2019

pineapple jam

Semen specifically tailored for taste (post pineapple/banana consumption). I.e . "I no longer need dessert, he gave me his pineapple jam."

Yum, he gave me his pineapple jam so good.

by PineAppleJam February 10, 2015

Pineapple Hairs

The top, leafy parts of a pineapple. Of course this word came from Anix.

Person 1: “Yo, you se my pineapple? It’s got sick pineapple hairs!”
Person 2: “Yeah, I love them so much!”

by perfectxd June 16, 2020

Pineapple Spread

When you cum in her, and she pisses so the "spread" comes out mixed together.

"Yo, that bitch was fucked up, we made some pineapple spread man!"

by Trendstarter4689 January 8, 2018