physical education

A subject designed to cause:
- humiliation
- anxiety
- pain
- bullying
Cooper test: The weak and non-athletic are first to go.
Team sports: A cause of social anxiety.
The teacher favors athletic people, and "bully" the non athletic people, like me.
Weather: outside when cold, inside when hot.

DO 100 PUSH UPS NOW!!!!!!!one
COME ON LETS PLAY FOOTBALL WOOHOOHOO!!
YOU FORGOT YOUR PE KIT! DETENTION!

Physical education sucks.

by fmate2006 May 14, 2018

Physics

physics is a normal human life thing that we use for everyday life
but we all lack it WE CANT ALL APPRECIATE HOW OUR DAD LEAVES YOU TO GO TO THE STORE AND NEVER COMES BACK EVEN THOUGH HE SAID HE WAS JUST GOING TO GET MILK. AND ON BRING YOUR DAD TO SCHOOL DAY YOUR MOM HAS TO WEAR A MUSTACHE TO SCHOOL JUST SO YOU CAN FIT IN WITH THE OTHER KIDS.

anyways physics is WHY YOU CANT HAVE ANY DAD.......

"WOW DUD LEF ME FO HOE....."
"BUT I LOVE PHYSICS!"
*eternally crying*

by THE KID WITH NO DUD November 6, 2019

Physics Ninja

someone who is a freaking god at physics

Mr. Chaet is a physics ninja.

by doobiesfordayzzz April 2, 2019

Engineering Physics

Engineering physics refers to the study of the combined disciplines of physics, mathematics and engineering. By focusing on the scientific method as a rigorous basis, it seeks ways to apply, design, and develop new solutions in engineering. - Wikipedia

Person 1: What's your major?
Person 2: Engineering Physics.
Person 1: What's that? Sound like a lot of hard math and physics.
Person 2: Yes and no, it's difficult to explain.

by Stanford Pines April 10, 2019

Physics

Spicy maths

When you think about it physics is just spicy maths.

by WillWisGAY March 15, 2019

physically good

Another way of saying sexually good

Jane has a way of making others feel physically good.

by seashells1987 November 6, 2017

physical nope

when you are reluctant to do something and you show it with your whole body.

He was like physical nope.

by spongeboblover101 April 20, 2018