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under the dress vagina press

A deadly riposte, whereby you lunge verily with yon weapon, under the hem of the enemies skirt (man-skirt if applicable) and prod your tool against their lower regions.

This often causes confusion, arousal, fright, projectile vomiting, or a counter-attack with the nut suck poking fuck
Man 1 - Why hello there! What fine weather we are having today!
Man 2 - WHAT YOU SAY! A REVENGE ON YOU! *man 2 uses under the dress vagina press on man 1*
Man 1 - OH NO I AM DEAD
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pessive

Derek was very pessive durring the rehersals leading up to our first performance.
by Spencer Partridge November 25, 2007
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press rifle

(from PR - "public relations" and transformed into "press rifle") public relations practices from press releases that correct unfavorable statements to complex crisis management when PR specialists and managers need to act like a QRF - quick reaction force, not to leave the incident, rumor, claim or charge without comment, especially when the accusations made by the press (or media in general) are aggressive and require adequate response similar to counter-attack with precise and effective hit on the charge, thus similar to using a rifle;
The agency used the best of their press rifle practices to suppress the media chatter and counter the charges against the chairman of the company.
by KurtSteinerPL December 20, 2012
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Phesten

A heterosexual male who is obsessed with fashion and their appearance. An aristocrat with not much money who used to date your mom when she was 18.
You see that guy checking himself out in the elevator, he is totally a Phesten.
by stevomcbevo October 11, 2012
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plessure 9/11

is when you reanact 9/11 in the bed and the penis is the plane and the vagina is the towers
you wanna do the plessure 9/11
by wellfuckmetwice March 8, 2017
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press up song

A song that you get dressed to impress.
I'm going to have a shower and get ready to go out Ari! Nice... what's your press up song man?
by madsntee July 24, 2017
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PHEWSH

The cop whizzed past to stop the car in front of us and the whole car was like, PHEWSH.
by Violethazard December 7, 2017
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