by of the sea February 08, 2016
When you let your friend smoke a bowl while you stay sober so you can take them on adventures and drive them around.
by Konk_Donkey December 28, 2019
When your pet forces you to pet them even though you clearly don’t want to. Occurs more than you think it does.
by Mr Smarty Oants August 07, 2021
waking up, finding yourself passed out in a sink, proceeding to look up porn on your computer, and jerking off into a piece of paper as the sun rises because you've got nothing better to do.
by jonny September 15, 2003
Verb. The act of holding one's pet in one's lap while patiently sitting on the toilet and taking care of business. This may or may not be against the pet's will.
by Nicki&jill July 16, 2014
by zizithecat August 18, 2019
by potterfreak98 November 05, 2012