Chia pet

"is your chia pet shaved"

"ill fuck you right in the chia pet"
by of the sea February 08, 2016
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Stoner Pet

When you let your friend smoke a bowl while you stay sober so you can take them on adventures and drive them around.
"What are you up to today?"

"Not much, just taking my stoner pet for a drive".
by Konk_Donkey December 28, 2019
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Pet Rape

When your pet forces you to pet them even though you clearly don’t want to. Occurs more than you think it does.
Bro I didn’t want to pet my dog so she decided to just pet rape me
by Mr Smarty Oants August 07, 2021
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the sunrise pet

waking up, finding yourself passed out in a sink, proceeding to look up porn on your computer, and jerking off into a piece of paper as the sun rises because you've got nothing better to do.
by jonny September 15, 2003
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Pet potting

Verb. The act of holding one's pet in one's lap while patiently sitting on the toilet and taking care of business. This may or may not be against the pet's will.
Pet potting is part of my every day morning routine along with a cup of coffee and watching GMA.
by Nicki&jill July 16, 2014
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Bread Pets

When bread turns moldy it becomes a Bread Pet.
by zizithecat August 18, 2019
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Petting the horse.

Jenn: Damn, that looks good. What did you do?

John: Decided it's time to start petting the horse.
by potterfreak98 November 05, 2012
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