Airline Pilot

An airfierce stick jockey with a big ass watch and clockin much bank while compensating for a puny penis in punk ass polyester pants. The same polyester pants hiding a wallet when it comes time to tip the hooker at the Holiday Inn. Usually comes with a swagger, cowboy boots, aviator shades, and a toothpick to poke the cockpit mike. Generally an expert on any subject including politics; especially affirmative action.

Baby daddy is an Airline Pilot; he visits on layovers.

by Baby Momma Whey Da Check October 25, 2006

twenty one pilots

cancer

“It is not 21 pilots!!” “Fake fan”
“I only listen to real music” twenty one pilots= cancer

by kid slicc December 16, 2017

pilotress

The feminine form of "pilot".

Alberta is a highly skilled pilotress.

by Kyngge Arþur April 26, 2011

Peloton

Its a little suspect when everyone else is losing money but you and just a few others.

Peloton doesn't seem to have the same worries other companies claim to have at this time, they think they're a beacon of courageous leadership, hope, heroic acts, and optimism in a time of need with all the money they're making.

by Solid Mantis March 16, 2020

cheese pilot

A very cheesey individual.

Also a Army Helicopter pilot who since passing his flying course thinks he is better than everyone else on the planet

Dave, since passing your course you have become a right fucking cheese pilot!

by AAC Spiderpigs August 9, 2007

Bush Pilot

A man who screws a very hairy woman.

My friend (who has his pilot's licence) was telling me about his new girlfriend (who was georgous by the way) - and when through detailed description of getting her in the sack for the first time. He complained about how much hair she had down there (likened it to a wookie), and I could help but say - 'your a bush pilot'.

by fredster January 7, 2008

PILOT

An acronym, when fully "un-acronized" it means: production in lieu of testing. Usually where a group of developers decide that their deadline is far too close to employ normal testing measures, they opt to release the product in its current form, and then fix "broken" functionality when user's bring it to their attention by complaining about it.

Bob said "hey, I don't think we are going to have enough time to test this release..." to which Dan replied "well, then it looks like we will have to run a PILOT program..."

by Alexander H April 29, 2008