Pedro is your Lord and savior a God that when you say his name he appears out of nowhere or if you lose him in a crowd of people they all move to the side like Moses spreading the Red Sea
Person 1: Hey do you know where Pedro is in this big crowd
Person 2: Not sure
*Everyone moves to the side revealing Pedro in the middle
Person 1: Oh wait nevermind found him
Person 2: Not sure
*Everyone moves to the side revealing Pedro in the middle
Person 1: Oh wait nevermind found him
by UnknownLord January 30, 2020
Get the Pedromug. In 2000 BC an aztec sacrificial soccer player invented an innovative way of lifiting the ball using the ether in the air and his feet bestowed by the god of stale bread thus creating the move "Rainbow Flick" which we still use today, although with less sauce
by HeatlairDidNoWrong August 20, 2025
Get the Pedro R. Flickmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025
Get the <.0.6.7.6.>Hokages, hokAges, hokageSNamed Pedro<.0.6.7.6.0.>mug. Pedro is a latino guy that likes to upvote Pedro Urban definitions that say he must have a huge dick.
Pedro: "Pedro? Yeah I know him. He has a huge dick"
Marla: "How would you know?"
Pedro: "Believe me! All Pedros do. Unrelated question: do you happen to know my name?"
Marla: "How would you know?"
Pedro: "Believe me! All Pedros do. Unrelated question: do you happen to know my name?"
by boiledbarnacle May 19, 2023
Get the Pedromug. Baby , how bout you give me some "Pedro " later on.
Or I love everything about him and his Pedro is a huge bonus!
Or I love everything about him and his Pedro is a huge bonus!
by Big tits with a crown July 29, 2022
Get the Pedromug. Ada the ugliest bitch you'll ever meet .If u date him he'll like u for awhile but then turn around not after about a month . He has ugly buck teeth and mental eyes . If u brake up with a Pedro just read this and forget that bitch.
Pedro:hey u wanna go out?
Girl:yeah sure
One month later...
Pedro:I don't think I like her anymore oh but wait I got to fuck her first .
Girl:......
Girl:yeah sure
One month later...
Pedro:I don't think I like her anymore oh but wait I got to fuck her first .
Girl:......
by The bad Bitch October 30, 2017
Get the Pedromug. Total scrub, has the skinniest dick, sweats like a river in bed and is rejected by every girl he sees, sucks at anything he does and is very dumb
by Buuuuuu February 28, 2017
Get the pedro simõesmug.