Euphemism for a fairly common sex act. This iteration can ONLY be performed by a notorious whoremonger, spraying all over an aged sorority house-mother.
The difficulty is becoming a notorious whoremonger.
It's an almost impossible status to achieve, given current mores and manners but still doable!
Raddled, aged sorority sisters are a dime a dozen though.
That's what state schools are for!
The difficulty is becoming a notorious whoremonger.
It's an almost impossible status to achieve, given current mores and manners but still doable!
Raddled, aged sorority sisters are a dime a dozen though.
That's what state schools are for!
Maybe Spitzer and his ho, or Kathleen Parker and a Foxnews babe to be named later, but Parker and Spitzer sounds like a euphemism for an oral sex act. Sorry, no.
by Deety September 8, 2010
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He also played Elliot in the independent film Falling Overnight. If you haven't see it yet you should!
He also played Elliot in the independent film Falling Overnight. If you haven't see it yet you should!
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Girl 1:I was texting Parker and I asked what his new haircut looked, so he sent me a picture of him with his shirt off!
Girl 2: total belly babe right?
Girl 1: yes! His abs are amazing! And his new haircut makes home look even more hott!
Girl 2: total belly babe right?
Girl 1: yes! His abs are amazing! And his new haircut makes home look even more hott!
by P.k.original November 19, 2016
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Person 1 : I heard you done got you a girlfriend. What's her name?
Person 2 : Parker
Person 1 : Oh shiii-
Person 2 : Parker
Person 1 : Oh shiii-
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parker is a funny, relatable, cute girl who has many friends. she's popular, and very easy to get along with until you upset her. she has flawless skin as some people might say and she has a great boyfriend who loves her unconditionally 😔 parker loves to make friends, even though she's a bad replier. she makes people happy, including me and many others. she loves making friends, real and loyal friends, that is. fake friends aren't her cup of tea. she's very loyal and she hates when people take advantage of that.
parker is a funny, relatable, cute girl who has many friends. she's popular, and very easy to get along with until you upset her. she has flawless skin as some people might say and she has a great boyfriend who loves her unconditionally 😔 parker loves to make friends, even though she's a bad replier. she makes people happy, including me and many others. she loves making friends, real and loyal friends, that is. fake friends aren't her cup of tea. she's very loyal and she hates when people take advantage of that.
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